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Autolove Spicy Wander

pointless and uncalled for

18:07 / 12.04.02

In this article, Mel C to testify, it says the stalker of Sporty Spice sent her, amongst other things, parts of a car.

So imagine that it's valentines day.

What parts of you prized automobile would you send the object of your affections and why?

Utopia

23:22 / 12.04.02

the driver's seat, embroidered to read, "like my ass in this seat, you have worn a place in my heart. huggles."

Saint Keggers

01:38 / 14.04.02

I would send her the motor. With these words: The workings of the internal combustion engine can be defined as: Suck, Squeeze, Bang and Blow.

Wrecks City-Zen

01:40 / 14.04.02

An airbag.

(1,...2,...)

Ganesh

07:30 / 14.04.02

The gearstick, because its tender (or not so tender) manipulation would seem to be the obvious focus of car-phallic imagery.

Stalkers, eh? Online or IRL, they tend to be majorly disturbed individuals with far too much time on their hands...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:49 / 14.04.02

Wouldn't it be creepier, though, if they turned out to be the exact parts she was missing?
I'd have the little air-freshener shaped like a turtle with a hat. I LOVED them when I was a kid.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:50 / 14.04.02

My mistake. Just realised, it was which bit would you SEND... umm... thinking now...
the big end? (Dunno what it is, but it sure sounds rude.)

Less searchable M0rd4nt

10:33 / 15.04.02

I would send bits of smashed red glass from the tail-lights, but first I would put them in a stone-polishing machine so that they went the same texture as those bits of old glass you find on the beach: smooth, with no sharp edges, yet frosted and pitted. I think that would be quite pretty really.

Traz

13:02 / 15.04.02

The rear-view mirror, with the following note: "Looking forward to running into you again!"

Traz

13:06 / 15.04.02

I can't believe I just made that pathetic-ass pun. I feel like an actor whose moment of glory happened to be a cheap one-liner on "The Facts of Life."

sleazenation

13:40 / 15.04.02

one for all the dangerous obsessives out there: break fluid drained from your loved ones existing vehicle...

grant

20:10 / 15.04.02

I knew a guy who wore earrings made from carburetor valves. Quite pretty.

So carburetor valves, trusting I could find some in today's fuel-injected wasteland.

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