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Ethan Hawke

19:21 / 09.04.02

Which Tinpot Dictator are you?

Oh my....

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HEIGHT=105> As dictators go, you're kind of
pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the
head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less
effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People
know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power!
However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power…
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Mourne Kransky

21:05 / 09.04.02

Dear God Almighty, I'm George Dubya Bush! I was aiming for Uncle Joe or maybe Mussolini. Oh well, I am fairly drunk...

w1rebaby

21:14 / 09.04.02

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

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That's probably one of the least politically sensitive tests I've seen... but okay, I laughed.

Mazarine

21:52 / 09.04.02

Eep.

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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And here I thought I was gonna end up Stalin.

Baz Auckland

22:11 / 09.04.02

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
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Now THAT was a shock... I just assumed that I would end up as Castro.

wembley can change in 28 days

04:10 / 10.04.02

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

I can't say I'm the least bit surprised. God damn, I'm in for those big theatrical parades. Rawk and rawk again!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:17 / 10.04.02

Mao. Not too sure how I feel about that...
Woulda liked to be Stalin, maybe- then I could have forced my entire cabinet to stay up with me until the wee hours of the morning listening to records of dogs singing. (Apparently).

rizla mission

11:04 / 10.04.02

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Yeah! My favourite! I rule.

gozer the destructor

11:10 / 10.04.02

Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
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gozer the destructor

11:12 / 10.04.02

Seriously i just went for the funny answers, yesh, honest...

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

11:25 / 10.04.02

HOLY CRAP

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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Eloi Tsabaoth

11:35 / 10.04.02

Yeehaw!!!

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact? or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

The Return Of Rothkoid

12:51 / 10.04.02

Fucking Tony Blair. Gah.

pointless and uncalled for

13:10 / 10.04.02

Mao, well I can't complain about that. I was hoping for the ultimate in Tinpot dictatorship but it seems that Polpot was not included in the listings.

that

13:33 / 10.04.02

Blair too. I object to that... as per always. Gandalf. Xander. Now Blair. Grrr...

higuita

14:33 / 10.04.02

Mugabe! Yes! This defines my power policy perfectly. Apparently people hate me though.

My girlfriend is George Bush which is strange as she voted to kill the Americans in almost every answer. Any psychologists in the house?

Margin Walker

01:42 / 11.04.02

Hey, Where's Pol Pot? Are millions of dead Cambodians just not evil enough for him to be in the test? Or (sp?) Milosovich? Tito? Peron? Noriega? There seems to be a lot of despots missing in this. Well, I was hoping for Idi Amin, Mr. "I can have my 'constituents' and eat them too!" himself, but insted I got....

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
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