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What's your poison?

 
  

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Spaniel
11:47 / 09.02.02
Hi there,

Welcome to my virtual bar. I'm your friendly bartender Mick Stevens, anyone for a drink?
I'm drinking White Russians. Carling's on special & tonights cocktail is a Naughty Orange Twister.

What's your poison?
 
 
Bill Posters
13:20 / 09.02.02
A pint of Carling and Red Bull, please mate.

<takes bevereages, downs a quarter of the lager and procedes to pour in Red Bull>

Yes, I'm mixing them... there's no need to look at me like that. "Two great tastes that taste great together" and a splendid buzz IMHO.

[ 09-02-2002: Message edited by: Bill Posters ]
 
 
alas
17:18 / 09.02.02
absinthe, please. because i've never tried it and i think it's illegal in ohio (see hot topic thread)...
 
 
CRIMSONCHAINS
17:23 / 09.02.02
Sigh, I fell in love with a prostitute over the weekend and boy did she ever take me to the cleaners on that one.

[ 09-02-2002: Message edited by: CRIMSONCHAINS ]
 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
18:48 / 09.02.02
Two pints of Grolsh and some fifties for the tables please.
 
 
odd jest on horn
19:20 / 09.02.02
a manhattan. and i'll be watching over your shoulder while you mix it.
 
 
Ierne
19:50 / 09.02.02
I'm with alas on the Absinthe tip, thanks.

I take sugar with mine.
 
 
gentleman loser
20:28 / 09.02.02
Gin. Gin's fun.

Bonus: most people hate it so I don't have to share with spongeoids.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
20:44 / 09.02.02
I will admit, I'm no liquor expert, and I have no educated tongue when it comes to alcohol (maijauna is a different story). When I drink, it's to get roaring drunk with friends, so whatever gets me there quickest and doesn't taste like a shoe dipped in ass is fine by me. It's usually Jack and coke or just Jack out of the bottle. It would be fun to have a favorite mixed drink, though. Any suggestions? I'm a fan of iced sweet tea, if there's anything resembling that in taste.

I used to have great tolerance and could enjoy the feeling of getting more and more drunk off of little things like wine. But since getting on wellbutrin (tm), I've had to quit getting stone drunk, and my tolerance is shot. I sort of miss it.
 
 
moriarty
09:04 / 10.02.02
Water, please.
 
 
the Fool
09:23 / 10.02.02
scotch and coke, as in cocaine, thank you.
 
 
that
09:41 / 10.02.02
hazelnut 'milk', please.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:50 / 10.02.02
Just a buncha booze, please, barkeep.
Y'know, ma woman done did me wrong.
Y'know, you're the best goddamn barman there is, Lloyd...

EDITED TO ADD: Oh yeah... and a pack of cheese'n'onions, please.

[ 10-02-2002: Message edited by: Moominstoat ]
 
 
Laughing
09:50 / 10.02.02
Vodka. In a glass. A big glass.

And a smaller glass of Chartreuse, please. I'm not going to drink that crap, though, I'm just going to look at it and reminisce on bad times.
 
 
bitchiekittie
09:50 / 10.02.02
water, a slice of lime and lots of ice, preferrably crushed, please

.....and a looong, lingering stare

into my eyes, perve!
 
 
Spaniel
13:25 / 10.02.02
quote: Two Red Bulls and double vodkas please.

That's £2.50 please.

quote:A pint of Carling and Red Bull, please mate.

That's £3.25 cheers.

quote:absinthe, please.

£4.00.

quote: Two pints of Grolsh and some fifties for the tables please.

£5.00.

quote: a manhattan.

£6.00 please my lamb.


quote: I'm with alas on the Absinthe tip, thanks.
I take sugar with mine.

£4.00 my friend.

quote:Gin. Gin's fun.

sorry no gin, can i get you something else?
quote:Water, please.

Hey buddy we only serve the hard stuff here, so what do you want?
quote:scotch and coke, as in cocaine, thank you.

I can do the drink but drugs aren't cool. Life, liquor & good coversation is the only thing we're getting high on in old Mick Stevens bar. Okey Coke!



quote: hazelnut 'milk', please.
Do you want a short in that, chuck?

quote: Just a buncha booze, please, barkeep.
Y'know, ma woman done did me wrong.
Y'know, you're the best goddamn barman there is, Lloyd...


That i can do.
Sorry bout your little lady, but shit women are the devils liquor here to tempt us. No offence ladies, your just to goddam hot to touch!
Oh the name's Mick Stevens bud.

quote: Vodka. In a glass. A big glass.

that's £325 son.
quote: water, a slice of lime and lots of ice, preferrably crushed, please
.....and a looong, lingering stare

into my eyes, perve


Just booze lady just booze.


Who's for another round?
 
 
@ BOD aka Cave Painter
14:24 / 10.02.02
Milkshake.. hm, what flavour?
 
 
Ierne
14:47 / 10.02.02
Hey Bartender: I'll play John Lennon to your Yoko Ono and hand over a virtual £4.00 for the virtual absinthe.

And as a Yanqui, I always tip, so add another virtual quid to that.

[ 10-02-2002: Message edited by: Ierne ]
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
15:00 / 10.02.02
absithe---yeach
a pal o mine got a bottle of that off the internet, vile stuff man, but then again, i drank a shot of it, so who knows

i'd like a prickley heat please
(that would be a tumbler with ice half tequila and half southern comfort)
 
 
Whisky Priestess
07:01 / 11.02.02
Can't really disappoint people, given the fictionsuit name, so I'll have a double of export-only Irish whiskey, Jameson's Gold, with just a couple of cubes of ice in the glass.

What a great bar! You can't usually get Jameson's Gold outside of Ireland or private collections.

Cheers!
 
 
Lothar Tuppan
13:26 / 11.02.02
Mezcal please. 'El Senorio' if you have it. Oh.. sin Gusano por favor.
 
 
gridley
17:56 / 11.02.02
A sidecar please. Cognac and cointreau if you've got 'em. Thanks.

And please, another after that...
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
18:05 / 11.02.02
Hmm, nearly on the wagon here but it hasn't stopped to pick me up yet. I'll take a Kirin but not from the fridge, it has to be from the icebox and have crystals forming on the glass.

Thanks my good man, can I get you one for yourself?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:10 / 11.02.02
bottle of Amaretto di Saronno and two straws for me and the elephant, ta. btw, whose round is it?
 
 
bitchiekittie
18:26 / 11.02.02
Im feeling cheery and grateful - Ill get it!
 
 
MaximusOverdrive
05:19 / 13.02.02
i'll be taking a beefeater and tonic, and a glass of absinthe, cube of sugar and some whater to go with it. that'll get me going for the evening, so i'll be taking coca-cola from there to make sure i don't get done in and just have a good time. now it's off to the jukebox to play me some my vitriol.

laters,

-michael
 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
08:54 / 13.02.02
One flatliner and a white Russian to wash it down please Mike.
Nice place you got here, i especially like the goat.
 
 
QUINT
08:54 / 13.02.02
Chateau Cheval Blanc, preferably from one of the really good vintages in the 40's.

Failing that, champagne cocktails, in the classic form. Preferably served across someone's belly.

(I had to post on this thread immediately, because the main menu page was making me laugh: 'What's Your Poison? - Buttered Scones')
 
 
Spaniel
20:38 / 13.02.02
Hey you guys,

I love working this bar so much, that i'm making it Happy Hour at Mick Stevens. So get em in it's 2 for 1 & i'm shooting a Flaming Judas.

Any takers?
 
 
The Monkey
22:01 / 13.02.02
My poison is digitalis, but I think I'd prefer some Scotch, neat.

Actually, I've always wondered if one could order dishevelled Scotch. or perhaps merely untidy...?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
07:57 / 14.02.02
A martini, thanks.

Don't forget the smoking jacket, either.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
13:09 / 14.02.02
i would take a mermaid. but my bet is you don't know how to make them so i'll go somewhere that does.
 
 
Ierne
13:13 / 14.02.02
2 for 1? Right on!

Absinthe for me (1 lump sugar please), and Jack & Coke for Sauron who's expecting a rough day today.
 
 
John Adlin
16:38 / 14.02.02
A coupla pints of Guiness as long as you keep the pipes clean, then i'll be going onto Vodka and Cranberry juces.
 
 
Captain Zoom
17:01 / 14.02.02
Seeing as how it's Valentine's Day, I'll take a nice big shot of Love.

It's poison sometimes, isn't it?

Zoom.
 
  

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