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[CTU have a punch-up]
"Hi. I'm Tony Almeida."
"With a name like that you must be a cabaret singer or a dodgy agent!"
"---"
"Welcome to CTU, where the world's most secure terrorist agency store their guns in flightcases in ikea filing cabinets, run computers with that OS you saw in Independence Day, and make REALLY SECURE phone calls on cellphones. Which are SO SECURE. Oh, and the open plan office helps with paranoia and letching at Nina."
"What do you do in CTU?"
"I sit at a desk and glare at people suspiciously."
"Hi, I'm Walsh, I run stuff, and I play an identical role in the superior West Wing"
"Oh yeah? Well I'm Xander Berkley, and I got stabbed by a homicdal shapeshifitng robot. The milk didn't make it, either"
"Pah"
"...AND I saw Ethan Hawke's dick in Gattaca"
"Oh. Well, I watched Ed Norton beat the shit out of himself. And what did you do, Jack?"
"I was in a film. With Corey Haim."
[long stunned silence]
"OK, you win, Jack". |
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