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Murder In The Internet Cafe

Shortfatdyke

09:01 / 07.04.02

following on from ganesh's thread a while back, i've just moved and am not back online at home yet, so i'm in an internet cafe in stoke newington. could someone please come to stoke newington police station right away as i'm likely to be arrested in the next few minutes: the place is empty, a bloke has just come in and sat right next to me, he is snorting like a horse and squirming around like a small child. it's irritating the shit out of me and

I
AM
GOING
TO
KILL
HIM!!!!!

Tom Coates

10:33 / 07.04.02

Is he called Michael?

The Return Of Rothkoid

11:45 / 08.04.02

Arse. If I'd've read this, you could've come over and used my laptop in dork-free surroundings, sfd...

Cherry Bomb

14:09 / 08.04.02

sfd, try and imagine a gent who will not leave you alone as you're trying to type a heart-felt message to your far away best friend, hitting on you and using the pick-up lines, "Wow, you're a really fast typist. How'd you learn to type so fast?"

Gets the chicks every time.

End of message: "I have to say good bye now because some asshole is annoying the fuck out of me..."

Sax

14:16 / 08.04.02

That's not a bad chat-up line, that, about the typing.

Heh.

Reminds me of every time I went out to interview people as a young reporter and you'd always get people leaning over your shoulder as I was taking my notes in shorthand, saying: "What the hell's that? How do you read it? Is it fookin' Arabic or summat?"

Although, it was never used as a chat up line, to be fair.

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:45 / 08.04.02

grr. sympathise. am currently squeezed in between two groups of men poring over computer games who seem to conveniently fail to notice that I take up some space.

fuckwits

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:47 / 08.04.02

and now they're giving the guy that runs the cafe grief.

WANT TO KILL.

ONLY NICE THINGS

15:02 / 08.04.02

Noone will miss them......even their parents, after a brief and socially obligatory period of mourning, will be relieved at worst and jubilant at best.

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