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Jesus is stalking me!

  
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:09 / 04.04.02
Following on from the "Always With You" site posted awhile back.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
15:13 / 04.04.02
Fantastic
 
 
Tamayyurt
15:19 / 04.04.02
Jesus, that shit's annoying! I'd just punch him in the neck.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
18:09 / 04.04.02


Jesus as creepy, lecherous pretend-feminist? Love it.
 
 
m. anthony bro
23:20 / 04.04.02
so, who has the creepier fan base: Jesus or Manchester United?

ah, fuck.
 
 
higuita
06:21 / 05.04.02
At least Man U fans don't come knocking on your door asking you to join.

You don't think we're giving them ideas, do you?
[shivers and hides behind sofa]
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:52 / 05.04.02
That's great. I always thought Jesus looked like he was taking the piss in the originals. Especially the juggler.
 
 
Fengs for the Memory
09:26 / 05.04.02
No wonder Ozzie has started releasing awful ballards, with JC on his tail telling him he still rocks. It's open rebellion.
 
 
Tom Coates
10:12 / 05.04.02
JUST A REMINDER - IT WOULD BE NICE IF PEOPLE USED THE SUMMARY FIELD WHEN THEY START A THREAD. SERIOUSLY! OTHERWISE NO ONE IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR COMMENTS VIA THE SEARCH FACILITY
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:18 / 05.04.02
Sorry- I have been using the summary field for serious stuff but I didn't think this really need one.
 
 
Bear
10:36 / 05.04.02
You know that Jesus gives me the horn....

No wonder these hardcore Christians are so uptight though, can you imagine believing that Jesus was with you every minute of the day, it would make me very paranoid
 
 
higuita
11:50 / 05.04.02
Thinking how mcuh he looks like the bloke from the Joy of Sex has got to give you pause...
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:53 / 05.04.02
Strange, I thought he was looking a little Vincent Gallo. Which may not be as scary.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:11 / 05.04.02
That means Jesus and PJ Harvey...

Oh dear god.
 
 
alas
14:38 / 05.04.02
do i detect a jesus fetish developing at barbelith?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:02 / 05.04.02
"Developing"?
 
 
Lurid Archive
21:51 / 05.04.02
Listen Mordant, he isn't a virgin - think Mary Magdelene and hair washing shenanigans - and I don't think he'll be interested in being put in a dress and led round on a collar and leash. So put it away and stop harrassing the Messiah.
 
 
The Monkey
02:32 / 06.04.02
This makes the Hindu pantheon going through my fridge seem small fry...but I really fucking hate it when Vishnu eats all of the Oreos and milk. I mean, shit, he lives in the middle of an ocean of milk. Does he really need to nick mine?

I still say that Jesus looks a bit much like Charles Manson. Which would explain a lot. His facial expression are just waayy to furtive for him to be Our Savior.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
11:52 / 08.04.02
I do agree that that Jesus looks like He has a lucrative sideline in flogging hot car stereos.

"Would I lie to you? Of course it's legit!"
 
  
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