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Top 10 times when the 'F' word was appropriate

 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
20:03 / 30.03.02

10th - "Scattered f*****g showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:45 / 30.03.02
9th: "Stop waving that longbow around- you'll have someone's fucking eye out!" - King Harold, 1066
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
14:34 / 31.03.02
8th - "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
15:21 / 31.03.02
7th

".....ah, fuck."
Gen. George Custer, upon seeing the entire Native population pooring down the hill right on top of him
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:32 / 31.03.02
# 6
"Read the fucking manual!"
Myself, to any number of the friends/clients who call me for tech assistence
 
 
deja_vroom
17:45 / 31.03.02
#5 - "What's wrong with you people? Can't you see this f*****g cross is tilted? Lemme talk to your supervisor!"

-Jesus Christ, 33 AD
 
 
The Strobe
19:13 / 31.03.02
#4 - "How many fucking cannons?!"

- All of the Light Brigade. (my history's shaky on the rest).
 
 
bio k9
19:35 / 31.03.02
#3:

Oh, f***.
-Robert Oppenheimer.
16 July, 1945
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:50 / 31.03.02
#2 "Oi! Michaelangelo! I said fucking green!

- Pope Julius II
 
 
_pin
21:05 / 31.03.02
#1: "Fuck me, I'm fucking blind as fucking fuck"

- some guy in Safeway, upon finding out that he was standing right next to what he was asking me to find for him. And shouted at some little kid that nearly wet himself from fear.
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
20:47 / 02.04.02

0 - "You want WHAT on the f****g ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
 
 
Re-Set
13:15 / 03.04.02
-1. "Oh my me.....I left f***ing pot everywhere....."

God, on the 8th day. (as paraphrased from Bill Hicks)
 
 
Bear
13:24 / 03.04.02
Horus and Set posting on the same topic, what next?
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:09 / 03.04.02
-2 "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Wiley Coyote if the Roadrunner cartoons had been made for adults.
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
00:23 / 04.04.02

-2 - "Where did all those f*****g Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
 
 
Malle Babbe
02:30 / 04.04.02
-3 - "I'll wear my f*****g scarf anywhere I f*****g want to!"

Isadora Duncan, said while flouncing off to her converable.
 
 
Baz Auckland
20:45 / 04.04.02
F***ing monks! F***ing monks! F***ing monks!

-The Last Words of Henry VIII
 
  
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