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And thats a fucking fact!

  
 
Horus lord of force and fire
20:00 / 30.03.02

Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:46 / 30.03.02
What about bonobos?
 
 
Lionheart
00:34 / 31.03.02
Uhm... Most animals have sex for pleasure. Why do you think my female dog mounts and humps stuffed hippos?
 
 
The Apple-Picker
01:26 / 31.03.02
Shit. This is my kind of thread! If you like this kind of stuff, there's a great book called Useless Sexual Trivia that has been a big hit at my dinner parties--I highly recommend it.

You can find out how sexy the etymology of "vanilla" is.

A "dork" is a whale penis.

Some folks ages ago liked to use little miniature curling irons to keep their pubic hair primped.

Whoring money built the pyramids.

A pig's orgasm lasts for something like ten minutes (and the male *literally* has to screw himself into his mate).

Sincerely--check this book out of your local library. That's where I first found it!
 
 
rizla mission
12:39 / 31.03.02
If cats don't have sex for pleasure then their genetic imperative needs satisfying a hell of a lot, and makes a fucking terrible racket..
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
14:31 / 31.03.02
Jesus, throw me a fricking bone.
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
14:35 / 31.03.02

Some lions mate over fifty times a day.
 
 
alas
15:04 / 31.03.02
having a headshop moment--could someone define "pleasure"?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:05 / 31.03.02
My old landlord's cat had a habit of satifying his sexual imperative with the duvet. This was after his snip, mark you.

Bee penises break off during sex.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:22 / 31.03.02
alas: In this context, I belive that "sex for pleasure" refers to sexual activity that does not have reproduction as its primary motive.

Dragonflies have spiked dicks.

Banana slugs have hermaphroditic mating sessions that can last for 30+ hours. When they finish, they chew off each other's male sex organs.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
15:25 / 31.03.02
Mosquitoes have sex for only 2 seconds.

I feel sorry for the poor little buggers.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:41 / 31.03.02
The Peanut in neither a Pea or a Nut
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:42 / 31.03.02
No. It's an insect.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:49 / 31.03.02
That explains why my peanut butter keeps buzzing.
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
22:13 / 31.03.02
hahaha
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:57 / 01.04.02
Actually, being a member of the Legumeacea (formerly Pappilionacea) family, it could be argued that the Arachis or peanut is indeed a form of pea.

Female spider monkeys have been observed using their prehensile tails to masturbate.

Hitler really was monorchid.
 
 
Mystery Gypt
04:12 / 02.04.02
when random chimps get into a fight, they settle it afterwards by giving each other "oral pleasure."
 
 
The Natural Way
09:42 / 02.04.02
Female cats don't do it for pleasure - the male's dick's barbed, so sex and (esp) withdrawal are quite, quite horrid and painful.
 
 
bitchiekittie
09:57 / 02.04.02
these are some disturbing facts, folks

tsk tsk, you are all sick, twisted and perverted. no wonder I keep coming back
 
 
gozer the destructor
10:06 / 02.04.02
If only Dolphins and Humans 'do it' for pleasure why do Chimps have orgies?
 
 
Bear
10:09 / 02.04.02
peer pressure or maybe alcohol?
 
 
rizla mission
11:58 / 02.04.02

Female cats don't do it for pleasure - the male's dick's barbed, so sex and (esp) withdrawal are quite, quite horrid and painful.


fucking hell ... well that explains the noise..
 
 
Sax
13:31 / 02.04.02
You're only assuming it's painful. They might like it.

Filthy little minxes.
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
20:45 / 02.04.02

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
00:22 / 04.04.02

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:10 / 04.04.02
Coincidentally I heard last night that dolphins also have orgies!!
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
09:49 / 04.04.02
Must be why they're always so stress-free.
 
 
00:05 / 12.07.02
A Bull elephant can ejaculate up to three times its own weight.
 
 
Mystery Gypt
00:53 / 12.07.02
you mean that at all times, the elephant's weight is 75% semen?
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
05:59 / 12.07.02
During the middle ages many Dominican priests used to tie crosses to their penises at night in order to prevent involuntary ejaculation, the belief being that wet dreams were the result of the devil sneaking into their room at night and having his wicked way.
 
  
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