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Horus lord of force and fire
19:58 / 30.03.02
My wife ran away with my best friend.

I sure do miss him.
 
 
Margin Walker
02:16 / 31.03.02
Can't you just get another dog?
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
14:33 / 31.03.02

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:51 / 01.04.02
I read this one off a shirt: I Fucked that Chick from Hanson!
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
20:44 / 02.04.02

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:48 / 02.04.02
KeGbOy(hope I got the capitals in the right places)- that is absolute fucking genius.
 
 
Utopia
02:27 / 03.04.02
there are only two kinds of people who wear hawaiian t-shirts: total assholes and big, fat party animals; and you don't look so fat to me.
 
 
Bear
04:28 / 03.04.02
I've always wanted the Hanson t-shirt - you can buy it from http://www.tshirthell.com
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
00:22 / 04.04.02
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:08 / 04.04.02
Whether you like it or you don't like it, learn to love it, because it's the best thing going.
 
 
lentil
11:11 / 04.04.02
Marriage is a wonderful institution. Best six months of your life.
 
 
gozer the destructor
11:13 / 04.04.02
Rehab is for quiters. Also off a shirt...
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
19:22 / 04.04.02
Something I saw scribbled in the dirt on theside of an extremely grubby van:

"I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this van!"
 
 
Captain Zoom
19:49 / 04.04.02
I'm going to make myself a shirt that says this:

(from the backdrop from the recent Kids In The Hall show)

"You're different, and that's BAD."

Zoom.
 
  
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