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File Under: Unintentionally Funny Art Inspired by Stadium Rock

 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:18 / 29.03.02
Oh my... this is just awful. It's a website showcasing hideous, cartoonish, gaudy paintings inspired by U2 lyrics. Say what you will about U2, but I think we can all agree that they don't deserve having this sort of thing done to their songs....right?
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
15:24 / 29.03.02
I didn't need to put myself through that. How awful.
 
 
Rose
16:13 / 29.03.02
Oh no, the terrifying praying mantis-monkey-worm beings are coming for me in my sleep.

O_o
 
 
Utopia
16:23 / 29.03.02
oh dear sweet jesus. this is the type of disturbing thing i tend not to forget. "the U2 collection," appearing soon at your local flea market.
 
 
Sleeperservice
16:59 / 29.03.02
Don't you just love those primary colours
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:09 / 29.03.02
You know the stereotypical old man response to modern music? "It all sounds the same, I can't tell any of it apart."

Strange how it translates so well to art inspired by that music.
 
 
_pin
10:08 / 31.03.02
No, no Flux: they do. And what's mroe, their fans deserve it too.

You know this, I know this, we all know this.

The fact that a band member is called The Edge is really only going to show that they know it too. Or need it pointed out to them , as these pictures have so adequatly done.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:54 / 01.04.02
Once again: One for the Signs of The Apoccolypse. Hmmm now I think Ill go and do a series of paintings based on the great music of Micheal Bolton and Kenny G
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:47 / 01.04.02
My Mariah Carey triptych's coming on nicely... and the twenty-four foot sculpture of Bryan Adams on my roof's just gonna KILL you.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
11:02 / 01.04.02
You know, this would actually be a good piss-take project for the Creation. Choose a suitably low-brow album, and assign a track to each participant to create a painting/photo/drawing "inspired" by it. Then we throw them all up on the web with suitably po-faced commentary, link it in yahoo, inform some fansites, and see what response we get. I'd be willing to do soem rudimentary Web-work (and of course my own "artwork") if anyone is in for this.
 
 
grant
19:45 / 02.04.02
I'm in.
 
 
Cat Chant
19:48 / 02.04.02
I once knew someone whose mission in life was to own replicas of all the items of clothing The Edge had ever worn in photographs. He was cadaverous in appearance, and a fifth former. We called him The Cadaverous Fifth.

And stop mocking fan art. It is made with love and thus shows up your nasty cynical attitude.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
06:51 / 03.04.02
disturbingly, my sister used to belong to the suede fan club. for which she got tix to secret gigs and the fan magazine. the fan drawings and writings may well also have been done with love, but quite frankly, we used to piss ourselves laughing at it. after all, who could keep a straight face at a poem that began thus: "brett, brett, i sit and sweat...."
 
 
higuita
07:48 / 03.04.02
Choose a suitably low-brow album, and assign a track to each participant to create a painting/photo/drawing "inspired" by it. Then we throw them all up on the web with suitably po-faced commentary, link it in yahoo, inform some fansites, and see what response we get.

Let's do it. I'm so in it's unbelievable. I have a tremendous urge to mock. Which album though?

J-Lo? Mariah? Hear'Say?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
12:14 / 03.04.02
Mariah might be a good choice, but no one cares about her anymore. (I urge everyone to watch the MTV Cribs with her in order to witness someone who is incredibly disconnected from reality. IT's amazing.)

J-Lo doesn't seem like the type of artist who has "Fans" either. Sure, there are people who buy her albums and see her movies, but are people really fanatic about J-Lo?

Maybe Limp Bizkit? N-Sync? O-Town?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
12:16 / 03.04.02
I know!!!!! Creed! It's gotta be Creed! think of all the xtian iconography you can use in illustrating these God-rocker's travesties.
 
 
higuita
12:30 / 03.04.02
Does anyone have a copy? I'm not certain I want to go out and buy a verdammt Creed album.
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:19 / 03.04.02
Celine Dion!! She just came out with a new album and so (being in Quebec)Ive seen nothing by Celine 24/7...SHe must be stopped! Or a leasted mocked in such a manner that she stops herself.
 
 
Cat Chant
00:07 / 04.04.02
shortfatdyke: pissing yourself laughing at love earns you nil points.
 
 
higuita
11:11 / 04.04.02
Oh come on... Surely there's a part of you that finds that level of slavish adoration combined with juvenile poetry amusing? It's at least worth a little trickle of urine down the leg. Or perhaps laughing so hard that your chewing gum comes out of your nose.

On the subject of Celine, I find the prospect so disturbing that I can hardly wait. But if Creed are godbotherers as well as being cheesy - oh, I'm so torn.
 
 
higuita
11:11 / 04.04.02
Oh come on... Surely there's a part of you that finds that level of slavish adoration combined with juvenile poetry amusing? It's at least worth a little trickle of urine down the leg. Or perhaps laughing so hard that your chewing gum comes out of your nose.

On the subject of Celine, I find the prospect so disturbing that I can hardly wait. But if Creed are godbotherers as well as being cheesy - oh, I'm so torn.
 
 
MJ-12
12:57 / 04.04.02
"This is Lucy. She paint portraits of Barbara Streisand."
 
 
Jack Fear
13:48 / 04.04.02
Deva saith to SFD: pissing yourself laughing at love earns you nil points.

This raises an interesting point: should these paintings be regarded as sort of the visual-arts equivalent of fan-fiction, then? And if so, how does that change our discourse about them?

I offer this knowing that it may re-open a huge can of worms--fanfic has both boosters and detractors hereon--but perhaps it's an issue worth revisiting in this new context.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:50 / 04.04.02
All's I know is that if you decide to do this project in the creation, I want to shoot awful photographs inspired by Bright Eyes songs.

Conor Oberst is the single worst musician currently recording, I think. And his little girl emo fans love him. It's so easy.
 
 
Saveloy
14:02 / 04.04.02
Wha...? Those paintings are fantasic! Seriously, I think they're great. Well, not all of them, but I particularly like the stripy black and yellow one. Much better than 90% of the 'serious' painting I've seen recently. The Cynical Educated Apes in us might well laugh at the sentiment (though as Deva points out, it would be cruel and unneccessary to do so) but you can't knock the pictures.
 
 
Saveloy
14:04 / 04.04.02
Okay, looking at them again, I've exaggerated their greatness. But I don't think they're that bad.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
14:15 / 04.04.02
Well, I'm honestly repulsed by them on an aesthetic level - the U2/fan art thing is really besides the point for me, especially since I really like U2 a lot.

But you know what - you might be on to something about it being a bit better than some of the gallery art I've seen lately...
 
 
higuita
06:48 / 05.04.02
Jack Fear This raises an interesting point: should these paintings be regarded as sort of the visual-arts equivalent of fan-fiction, then? And if so, how does that change our discourse about them?
This was precisely the point I was trying to skirt around earlier...
I suppose from the point that any practice of art is valid, then it's okay for the individual. However, no matter what the media, I'd suggest that if it's not very good, you should keep it to yourself - sort of like adolescent poetry. Anything you put out there is open to scrutiny and just criticism. And in this case, I find the general premise so naff that I can't take it seriously.
I guess it all comes down to (what I consider to be) good art and bad art. This falls into the latter.
For example, I don't play my guitar in public, because I'm not very good and my performance would demand people to say: "What are you murdering there? Christ, you're not very good, are you?"
The original riff might be great, but in the hands of a bumbling amateur, it becomes risible.
 
 
The Planet of Sound
08:46 / 05.04.02
I also think the paintings are great. Very great. If Damo Hirst announced he was painting a series of dot pictures inspired by Iron Maiden songs, we'd spunk all over him for his daring postmodernism. This artist is a genius. And the colours are pretty.
 
 
higuita
09:19 / 05.04.02
If Damo Hirst announced he was painting a series of dot pictures inspired by Iron Maiden songs, we'd spunk all over him for his daring postmodernism.
We've discussed this at work and think it would be much nicer if we could cut Damien Hirst in half and get Iron Maiden to paint pictures of that. I'd pay.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
14:47 / 05.04.02
If Damo Hirst announced he was painting a series of dot pictures inspired by Iron Maiden songs, we'd spunk all over him for his daring postmodernism.

No, I can assure you that I would not.
 
  
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