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Who'd You Fuck?

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Robot Man Reformed

12:54 / 29.03.02

So, in the strange made up landscape you are given carte blanche to fuck whomever famous person you'd desire, so, who'd you fuck?

And what would you do to hir?

I'd have 3 separate rooms with one fella inhabiting each, as I am not such a big fan of more than 2 naked cocks per room, and the first one would have

Thomas Jane, and may I thank you for such an inspired introduction in Deep Blue Throat, sorry, Sea...

The second: Colin Farrell.

And thatv guy with the glasses in Mulholland Drive.

Nothing deviant, only intense and my strange urge to feel flesh between my teeth, gently.

Robot Man Reformed

12:56 / 29.03.02

between my flesh, should obviously read "between my teeth."

Horus lord of force and fire

13:36 / 29.03.02

Stafani out of No Doubt.

In the middle of Times Square.

During peak hour.

16:25 / 29.03.02

george bush. in a black leather mask. barking like a dog. and i like the times square thing.

Horus lord of force and fire

16:29 / 29.03.02

HAHAHA

Look at the bush on bush!!!

18:46 / 29.03.02

Drew Barrymore. my room. warm chocolate. i'll leave all of you to think about the rest. as i will be tonight.

19:23 / 29.03.02

you guys are going to eat chocolate and watch the "charlie's angels" directors cut on dvd? or am i mistaken?

Matthew Fluxington

19:49 / 29.03.02

You guys are just begging Haus to come in here and tell you to touch a tit with yr claw and/or put a penis in someone's ear, aren't you?

20:27 / 29.03.02

Kate Bush (if only for having not seen her face in the media for years) with drums, torches, and pretty native boys for scenery.

Although putting it in Stephanie McMahon's pooper runs a close second. Hmm. Decisions decisions.

Though I think were I to go the WWF route, it'd have to be Lita and the Hardies and a lot of oil. Hardcore match, baby.

Tryphena Absent

21:14 / 29.03.02

Josh Hartnett because I love his voice... nice and deep. Maura Tierney (Abby from ER)

22:12 / 29.03.02

Speaking of ER, I'll vote for Noah Wyle.

Hmm... or what's-her-name from Blade 2.

[cheeky] Hey, why not both? [/cheeky]

22:23 / 29.03.02

Graham Cole & Colin Tarrant and a big tube o'KY. If ya don't know who they are, I got two words for ya: The Bill.

(Oh, and I am pissed right now so if I don't remember this in the morning, go easy on me, yeah?)

23:42 / 29.03.02

Faith (from Buffy TVS)..in a hauted house with Chinese Burn (by Curve) playing
or
Katherine Heigl (The Alien chick from Roswell) on Bubblewrap with violin music
or
Zhang Ziyi on a giant gummy bear with music from some japanimation

00:14 / 30.03.02

holy shit, what a huge box for writing replies.
I saw this ad for a new TV show that starts Monday, and it's called 'scrubs', and it's about dumb young doctors, or something, but it has this guy called Zach Braff in it. He has the dumbest name I ever saw that wasn't used in a prank call.
And, I couldn't care less, because he is sex on a stick. So, that's my who. My where is the spinning teacups at disneyland. It doesn't matter what's playing in the background, because it would be death to try and sing along to. I do so hope that horrible small world song.

00:23 / 30.03.02

jude law. while it's raining, getting all muddy.

nathan from the it factor. in the bathroom at a party.

mmmmmmm

The Apple-Picker

00:38 / 30.03.02

A threesome: Jacques Cousteau and Steve Zahn (me too), with some freaky scuba stuff mixed in.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

00:56 / 30.03.02

Ceriwden: You owe me a third eye, dammit.

05:12 / 30.03.02

This ones for Flyboy:

%Brittney Spears.

Hard.

On a hospital bed.

As she dies of cancer.%

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:38 / 30.03.02

Having had (of course, hasn't everyone) this conversation irl before, I have to stick with the answer I gave then- the Virgin Mary. (I also have to concur with the response that got at the time- "Whoah. You are SO going to hell for that one..."
(Or possibly Leila Khaled when she was younger).
Or Buddha's mum out of "Little Buddha"- which also got the same response as my first answer.

12:32 / 30.03.02

Seeing as someone bagged Maura Tierney already (grr, Janina...), I'll have to go with Scarlett Johansson. That girl is dirty.

18:12 / 30.03.02

"I fucked 'em all.
I said, yeah, yeah
I fucked 'em all."

The Dwarves.

19:24 / 30.03.02

Snow White - Disney version. Oh, wait, she's not real, is she?

12:03 / 01.04.02

Kate Beckinsale, strait out of Last Days of Disco, same haircut, same clothes, same american accent.

And for reasons I cannot fully explain, I'd like her to keep using the non-word "irregardless" in conversation....

(and it that's not possible, Rob Morrow....)

13:16 / 01.04.02

I'd fuck me, if I could.

Robot Man Reformed

13:25 / 01.04.02

I'll do it for you, if you want.

Horus lord of force and fire

19:24 / 01.04.02

I'd like to fuck the Queen mum.

In her coffin...

19:37 / 01.04.02

Hey You! You are so naughty!

20:02 / 01.04.02

"I'd like to fuck the Queen mum.

In her coffin... "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thank you for that!!!

Um, I'd fuck C3-PO

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:00 / 01.04.02

Kai, the dead bloke off of Lexx.

21:13 / 01.04.02

You know, I am fairly straight, but I'd bang Kurt Loder of MTV News if I had the chance.

Damn, he is a SEXPOT!

11:18 / 02.04.02

Claire Danes. Or Cate Blanchett.

gozer the destructor

11:26 / 02.04.02

Emily Booth as Pervirella, Kashmir playing LOUD and we'd both sing that break in the middle...

BOM BOM-BOM BOOOOM BOM, ooooohhh!

The Planet of Sound

11:31 / 02.04.02

I would like to fuck with the heads of apocalyptic scaremongerers from Greenland who imagine they are in any way interesting, and not, in fact, deranged and confused.

11:42 / 02.04.02

Hey - I'm straight as they come (& go) but if Justin Bradshaw (WWF) wanted me, he could have me. He'd probably be able to take me by force, but I'd rather go the consensual route.

I'm assuming this is a 'who would you like to knock off and never hear from again' type thread (otherwise it'd be 'who'd you like to take home to meet mom), so I think I'll have to go for Stephanie McMahon as well.

11:53 / 02.04.02

" I'll do it for you, if you want. "

No thanks, Dumpy's Rusty Nuts.

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