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Your Action Movie Scene

 
 
Bear
11:12 / 28.03.02
It's a sunny day and my mind is wondering. I watched Taxi 2 last night, not very good but anyway I was thinking things that happen in action movies never really happen in real life, but then I remember when I was about 13 we went to Dalcross (Inverness Airport) and got driven around the runway in a fire engine at high speed, suddenly (dum dum dum) - the sliding door at the back flew open and my friend fell out but managed to grap onto my arm and I managed to hang onto a pole so he's hanging out of the door as we Zoom(tm) around and thats kinda action movieish.....

so the question is really - have you ever had an action movie moment in your life....?

This thread might be a waste of time but I've got a long weekend and its a nice lazy day in the office and I could do with some excitment
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:20 / 28.03.02
I can't really remember any of that sort of thing happening to me apart from being driven around the highways of Toronto at high speed in an uncovered Jeep with no door by a guy who was known to his friends as Mike Suicide.

Although I do spend much of my waking life imagining that I am some kind of Chow Yun Fat style gun-wielding savoiur of the innocent and niave citizens of the city. Apparently my mind seems to think that I am capable of many stunts, carry all manner of handy gadgets, and have a ninja like prowess at espying and brutally killing all manner of bad guys with no harm whatsoever to bystanders.

Sometimes it can be quite nice to have my brain.
 
 
Bear
11:27 / 28.03.02
I can relate to the both of those - the mad driver and thinking your an action hero - specially after watching certain movies
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:36 / 28.03.02
Oh that stong desire to run ninja-style over the back of auditorium seating after a Jet Li movie, especially if it give you the opportunity to deliver a neck-snapping kick to the head of that motherfucker that left their mobile on. I mean seriously, of all genres of movie, martial arts has to be the stupidest one to be leaving the mobile on. You leave yourself surrounded by two hundred people who hate you and have just learnt the right way to kill you with no weapons.

Fortunately, I'm not allowed to own a gun after leaving the late night showing of Hard Boiled.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
11:36 / 28.03.02
Aside from the car wreck...

When a bridge on which I was standing collapsed. Okay, this was no Golden Gate or any kind of a bridge built for street traffic, but it was a bit action-movieish anyway.

Myself and about seven other family members stood on the bridge spanning the crik that ran through my grandpa's land--just chatting. Grandpa, Dad, and someone else sat on one railing. Then we hit slo-mo. The railings began to fall away, the three stood, the bridge began to sway, I shouted as calmly as anyone can shout: "Everyone lie down." Too late. The bridge snapped, one whole section crashing into the crik, landing dangerously close to the watermelon we were cooling there (whew! Thank god the watermelon was saved!). The edge of another section dropped into the water, the other end still attached to land. Neil had been walking across it when the bridge collapsed, and had an unhappy splintery slide into the water. An iron beam had crushed the straw hat I'd been wearing.

"Is everyone okay?" No one reponded. "Is everyone okay?!" Shocked mumbles rumbled up from the debris. My cousin and I were the worst cases, and she escaped with bruised legs, and me with scraped knees, bruised hands, and a sprained finger. Yay! Another family reunion free of hospital visits!
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
19:33 / 28.03.02
There was that time when I jumped from a skyscraper roof onto the wing of an aeroplane that was flying past and wrestled with an Asian asassin who had a nuke in a briefcase handcuffed to his left arm...was kinda cool.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:45 / 28.03.02
The plane I was in crash landed at Glasgow airport once, which was kinda action movie-ish. Strangely, it seemed to cure me of my fear of flying. Report on it in the Daily Record next day, woohooo! I was not heroic but kept my dignity throughout.
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:48 / 28.03.02
Hey! I remeber you..I was that assasin...although im not asian but the outfit could have been missleading (last time I shop at a ninja's garage sale!). BTW Just wondering if you were planning on returning my Nuclear Weapon or do I hafta call the cops?
BTW We're currently planning on releasing mind controlling spores into the atmosphere..care to try and stop us???
 
  
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