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The confused history of gnomes.

 
 
pointless and uncalled for
16:57 / 14.02.02
Nicky boy asked that the gnomes be bought to Creation and so here they are.

First of all it would be important to chart their history. It's not an easy history to research so please feel free to lend a hand where you can.

There have always been gnomes ever since the beggining of light. While they have been stricken from books of history by angry deities, some information has come to light.

It seems that they were a once noble race that ruled the world with a fair and modest hand. Their culture was deep and interwoven with all of the other creatures of the earth including their protege, the humans. However their downfall was bought about by their insipid love of swineflesh.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
17:58 / 14.02.02
The evolution of the gnome is similar to that of the human including such species as Gnomo Erectus and culminating in Gnomo Sapiens.

In the era known as the "Casting" the many families of gnomes drew together to unite beneath the red pointy hat of power. Liard Finagle was the first to be hatted as The One True Gnome. Despite rumour is was a quiet affair, held by a pond. Fish was served as the entree.
 
 
the Fool
19:30 / 14.02.02
The period of unity, though long lasting, was eventually shattered by a terrible feud between the Sloughain and Keddlemut families.

When Gimbol Grumble, the last great 'one true gnome' died without an heir both Hummat Sloughain and Jemnam Keddlemut claimed the title as their own. No concensus could be found between the contenders and the situation quickly devolved from spiteful bickering to outright conflict in a matter of weeks.

The great Gnomish commune was lost. The great gnomish city of Um'mm'man was burned by followers of Sloughain. Its centuries old towers and spires were toppled. Its great centres of learning were destroyed. The city was abandoned, and the great gnomish families were scattered to the four corners of the earth.

This time is know as 'urgi'thulagh' in the gnomish tongue, the great badness. A time of strife and upheaval. Few records of this time remain, and it is only spoken of in hushed whispers amongst the gnomish elders to this day.
 
 
rizla mission
14:29 / 15.02.02
My brother learned to speak the language of the gnomes after befriending a Gnome Illusionist he met in the woods.

To untrained human ears, it all seems to sound like "harny har har ca-har phar-na ca-harny har phar gnar gnar".

True story.
 
  
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