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Despite having no musical talent or ambition whatsoever, I am a member of the following bands.
Stickman. Over 12 years old and still going strong, with some 50+ members. The band for anyone who isn't allowed near musical instruments. I was recently shocked to find MP3s posted on the net. I'm lead screamer, among other duties.
Deathface. Bringing the Metal. Up your ass. Every song has the word Death or Face in the title. The band is comprised of Skullface, Fuckface, Deathface (our leader, the Caesar of Metal) and me, Cockface. Lead tambourine.
Skank Fight. The Fourth Wave of Ska.
Three Ectomorphs and a Sentinel. The Purple Diver, The Mute, Morgo Warbucks, and The Sentinel. Techno-ska ballads about Bruce Dickinson and Jack Benny. One day we will destroy the Sentinel and be free.
The William Campbells. Mod band devoted to songs about Paul's replacement in the Beatles. Concept album coming soon.
Voltron. The greatest Tambourine/Ukelele duo to ever busk the mean streets of Toronto naked.
Skoth. The sweet sound of ska and goth combined, with all your favourite cover tunes. Jack of Hearts, Dominic Fortune, Norrin Radd and Werewolf by Night bringing you some Two Toned Depression.
And I'm finally learning how to play the harmonica, so the Country/Western band I've always wanted to start up will soon be a reality! |
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