My friend Van is doing promotions for albums he has yet to write and record. They're using a new file format/listening technology, the ubupeg.
I asked him about the ubupeg format, and this is what he wrote me:
quote:The ubupeg allows you experience your latest favorite music, not as a jangling series of violent sense impressions, but as an eerilly vacant decaying memory that you cannot exactly place. Disturbingly intimate and personal, yet wholly contemporary, the ubpeg allows you to access the very latest in stimulated events as vivid, yet elusive recollections. Your first impression of the song will be that you have heard it before, at some riper time,and that it has been stuck in your head forever and now you can finally hear it. As such, the latest in entertainment is always your favorite...
Memories of persons or events associated with ubupeg files are not real and should not mistaken as such. Do not base any financial transaction, life-changing decision or any course of personal action (such as revenge) based on "false memories" concurrent with ubupeg usage. Should the sensation of "Deja Vu" last longer than 7 days, or should you feel threatened or uneasy because of disturbing "recollections" or dream of having a diffrent face or name you should stop using your ubupeg device at least temporarily and call our 1-800 number or seek the help of a trained professional, such as a licensed ubupeg technician (Ubuped). Should the sensation of "Deja Vu" last longer than 7 days, or should you feel threatened or uneasy because of disturbing "recollections" or dream of having a diffrent face or name you should stop using your ubupeg device at least temporarily and call our 1-800 number or seek the help of a trained professional, such as a licensed ubupeg technician (Ubuped). Do not, do not attempt to find out "who you really are" or try and locate places or people that you suddenly remeber, particularily if the person you think you used to be resembles Peter Fonda, or is "going to save the world"
-Instructions for the MNEME Fait Accompli ubupeg portable player portable player
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