Been asked to check if anyone knows whether this is the case or just urban myth - anyone got any clue? I know it's a bit long - sorry.
'Know your friends and only trust them, and together the World will be ours' lyric from 'The Death of Mr. Marketing', E-Prophit
Some of you may have heard about the Limp Bizkit guitarist search.
Basically, the band has been "touring" the country visiting Guitar Center
stores, holding auditions for a new guitarist to replace the one who left
the band.
The deal is this. From 7:00 to 11:00 AM you can sign up for a slot to try
out that day. The tryouts are from 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM. During this time,
they take you into a room to play your stuff. At the end of that time, you
leave. They call three to ten people at 5:30 to come back to the place and
play in front of Limp Bizkit. Out of those people, one is selected to return
at 9:00 to jam with the band, and anyone who participated is invited to
watch -- a free concert, basically.
So I arrive there, with a copy of our band's full CD in hand. I'm with a
friend who wants to try out, so I go ahead and sign up too. We get there at
5:00 AM and we're pretty far back in line. Not incredibly bad though. Free
donuts and coffee, so all isn't too bad.
10:00 rolls around. The line is moving slow, but that's to be expected. We
finally get up around the corner of the building to the front of the line at
about noon. Current total time there: 7 hours.
Get to the table, and I notice there's a waiver you have to sign. No
problem, standard stuff. Then I notice it's a three page contract. This
contract basically said that if you play, you must sign the contract. Okay.
No big deal here either. So I keep reading it. An interesting note. Anything
you play can NOT be copyright, and can be used by Limp Bizkit in audio,
video, or recorded form of any sort. Other big words which basically
translated to the fact that if you play something, they are fully authorized
to steal it and use it on a CD. The artist agrees to zero compensation and
zero rights over the track, and will get their name in the liner notes "if
possible."
This didn't sit well, as me and the guy I was with were planning on playing
something we wrote. So we sign it and decide to make something up. An
annoyance at the very least, but we'd waited seven hours to get this far.
Then we got to stand in the parking lot for another two hours. We finally
get inside at about 2:30, where it's another 30 minute wait for your turn.
Current total time there: 10 hours.
So then we get the "rules". They are outlined for us straight out. No guitar
solos. No playing cover songs. No playing copyrighted material. No playing
Limp Bizkit songs. This effectively means that you're forced to play
something that you made up, but don't have a copyright for. You may see
where this is going.
Entering the room, there's one guy. He's got a mute button under his foot.
His job is to make sure you follow the rules. If you break any, you get
muted and kicked out immediately. So I go in, and there's one amp for me to
plug into, and the settings are turned to "mud". It sounded awful, and was
not pleasing to the ears. And it was loud enough that the awfulness didn't
go away for some time. Then comes another fun part.
"You have 60 seconds to play. Starting now."
One fucking minute?!
So since the thing I'd been planning was two minutes and thirty seconds, I
cut most of the parts out. Kept it under time (about 57 seconds), but it
still sounded worse than a handful of ass due to that beautiful amplifier
(hmm). And I leave the room and the line proceeds. We're told that the
winners will be announced at 5:30. And that we are to remain in the front
parking lot until that time. No leaving. Period. This makes for unhappy
people. We're talking 200+ people here, plus any wives / girlfriends /
husbands / boyfriends / family / friends which accompanied them. But what
can you do? We stay until 5:30. Total current time there: 12 hours, 30
minutes.
5:30 rolls around. People are getting ansi. The clock keeps ticking, and
it's 6:00 before we notice anything going on. Guitar Center management flags
all their people and security to come inside to discuss something. They go
in there, and the guy in charge walks out with a megaphone. After getting
everyone's attention, the guy on the megaphone speaks:
"The competition has been called off effective immediately and will not be
rescheduled. The band will not be performing with nor for anyone. They most
likely will not be signing autographs. This is beyond our control, but we
are ending it."
The guy then proceeds to enter back inside the huge glass doors, and two
cops stand behind the door. They lock the building. After about an hour,
most have gone home. The radio station is completely screwed, having brought
their entire broadcast booths out to cover it. Everyone is very, very
pissed. Me and the other guy stayed awhile to figure out what was going on.
It's now about 7:30 PM.
Limp Bizkit now has over 200 guitar parts, written by various artists around
here, which are unowned and not copyrighted. Limp Bizkit now owns these
riffs. Limp Bizkit just stole 200 pieces of material right out from under
these guitarists' noses, myself included. If I'd played something off our
CD, I would be ABSOLUTELY pissed. I *am* absolutely pissed. They have
completely ripped off hundreds of people, and they're getting away with it
because they can. They're on their way to their next stop, and the radio
station here has given out request line numbers for the stations down there
for us to call and let them know what's happening over the course of this
event, to warn them. But people aren't going to buy it. They're going to go
and get their shit stolen too.
To add insult to injury, Guitar Center ran a contest where the winner would
get to watch the band play even if they didn't play guitar. One person and a
friend. That person also won an autographed Gibson Les Paul Studio ($1500+
guitar) by the band. She showed up after a near 200 mile drive to the area.
Guitar Center told her that the band refused to acknowledge the contest at
this point, and so not only did she drive three and a half hours for no
performance (which she took her ten year old kid to see as his first
concert), but apparently the guitar wasn't given either. All because the
band wanted to be one giant collective asshole.
If any of you know anyone who's considering going to these tryouts, show
them this message. If they have any questions they can contact me directly.
I'm doing everything I possibly can to make sure this does NOT happen to
anyone else. It's not my stuff I'm concerned about -- our CD is copyrighted
completely and legally -- but I'm guessing 90% of the local bands who passed
Durst a copy of their CD are going to be fucked. Many bands, especially
newer local ones, don't have the money or know-how to copyright their stuff,
and by giving it to them tonight, they just basically tossed them a new Limp
Bizkit CD if Fred wants to do that. I wouldn't be surprised if he copyrights
their shit tomorrow.
It hurts to look around and see hundreds of people get excited at the chance
to be able to make something of their guitar work; to have a shot at being
in a popular band, making a living doing what they dream of. Fred Durst and
Limp Bizkit are taking that dream and fucking it over. And anyone who wasn't
there who just caught the coverage at noon and 5:00 on the news just think
everything is perfect. Happy Fred Durst in front of the cameras behind the
place, fenced off, saying how good the turnout is and how happy everyone
seems, and talking about all the great shit he's hearing. That man is the
true meaning of a music label representative. He's the perfect salesman and
nice guy in front of the media, and turns around and screws everyone
involved in the ass without having to take any hit in his overall
popularity, and possibly gaining a shit ton of new music in the process that
he's ripped from people.
Not many things piss me off, but I'm pissed off. I'm not the only one. All
sorts of "this band is playing tonight at this place, and they'd like me to
announce to Fred Durst that if you're still in the area and you come to this
venue, you will be able to see what a REAL band is like -- right before the
real band beats your skull in." This radio station is sick of the shit from
this band, and so are its listeners. If this keeps happening, I wouldn't be
surprised if some shit goes down somewhere really damn soon.
Bye For Now
Mark
One thing I would add to the above, is that I understand that any individual (as opposed to company) signing an agreement has a 2 week cooling off period in which they can write to whom ever they signed the contract with and cancel it. Therefore, go to the audition, sign the contract, write cancelling the contract if you don't win (recorded delivery to whom ever the contract was made with. Write to the record company if you're not sure), and Limp Bizkit can't use your stuff, or if they do, you can sue. |
