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grant

11:21 / 17.01.02

from http://www.slatch.com :

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Tom Waits tries out for the song "Ebony and Ivory." When Stevie Wonder tells him that he isn't right for the part, Tom tells him he understands. On the way home, Waits pulls over in a Kentucky Fried Chicken parking lot and starts crying.

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The Beatles run into Cheap Trick at a gas station. Cheap Trick makes a bad, semi-racist joke and there is an awkard silence.

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Mogwai asks Tupac to provide lyrics on their upcoming EP. Tupac agrees that this would be a great idea. 3 days later he is murdered. Mogwai later writes the song "Yes! I Am a Long Way from Home" in honor of the fallen genius.

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grant

11:37 / 17.01.02

Hee! I can make my own!

John McEnroe: "This band, these 'Le Tigre' chicks... you think they're into jocks?"
Hunter S. Thompson: "Hell, yeah. Go get 'em, Sporto."

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grant

11:55 / 17.01.02

The Velvet Underground were stunned into silence when they spied Andy Warhol cozying up to the Wu Tang Clan backstage….

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Bear

12:01 / 17.01.02

Your having fun with this aren't you, I just had a childhood flashback, remember those fuzzy felt things, you know you had a background of a jungle and could place the animals whereever you liked, if there is an online version of that I'll be very happy..

The Return Of Rothkoid

12:11 / 17.01.02

Prince ponders how to work the word "ma'am" into his next single while cursing the fact that since he wasn't charting anymore, the supermodels just weren't interested.

Few people know that Beethoven's opera Fidelio was originally - prior to the split with his muscled librettist, that is - entitled You Locked Me In Jail You Motherfucking Animal And I'm Going To Twist Your Head Off Because Of It...Yeah!.

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rizla mission

14:04 / 17.01.02

this thread's made me laugh so much I just had a coughing fit.

Laughing

14:11 / 17.01.02

Please.... stop .... laughing too hard .... vision blurring ....

The Return Of Rothkoid

14:39 / 17.01.02

During a flying Papal visit to the Hit Factory, Pete Waterman was forced to admit that there was no way JPII would hit the top ten without dumping the robes and hitting the spandex in a big way.

Everyone agreed that with the release of his new collaborative album, Elmo Ballads, Nick had finally gone a little too far.

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