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Getting to know you...yes, again.

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Murray Hamhandler

00:12 / 22.03.02

Hi!
Don't know when the last time this has been done was, but I thought it might be a good time to have a go at it again, seeing as how we're currently a closed community and all. This is also being done in regards to my current post in the 'archiving threads' thread over in Policy. I'm thinking that, rather than posting this same thread every couple of months, maybe we should archive our info somewhere for those who are comfortable doing so. Anyway. Here goes nuttin'...

Name: Arthur Sudnam, II (a.k.a. Deric Holloway)
DOB: September 7, 1977
Location: Bloomington, IN, USA
Occupation: convenience store clerk, college dropout
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 130 lbs.
Eyes: brown
Hair: thinning
Turn-ons: Liliput's "Split", benign chaos, cats (mind out of the gutter, please...)
Turn-offs: malfunctioning technology, Steely Dan, sleeping

Anyone w/more imagination can feel free to add categories as he/she pleases. Thanks! Bye!
Arthur Sudnam, II

bitchiekittie

12:16 / 22.03.02

dont forget:

fetishes?
sore spots (also known as "dont say this or youll be shitting teeth")?
fuck anyone from barbelith lately?
penis anyone?

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

12:25 / 22.03.02

No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.

Which leads to another vital question:

Cut or uncut?

Matthew Fluxington

12:29 / 22.03.02

*ahh!*

Why can't we just learn about each other through simple conversation, slowly over time? Why must it always be a creepy questionaire?

Sigh.

Anyway, my real name is Derek Jeter. Now you know.

bitchiekittie

12:31 / 22.03.02

I KNEW IT!

5 bucks you owe me, apple

Darryl Strawberry

12:41 / 22.03.02

Name: Darryl Strawberry
DOB: March 12, 1962
Location: West Palm Beach, Florida, USA
Occupation: Ballplayer (currently incarcerated)
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 240 lbs.
Eyes: brown
Hair: black
Turn-ons: Cigarettes, Jesus, half-way homes
Turn-offs: Cocaine is the devil, but Jesus helped me through it. Also the Florida Penal system.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:45 / 22.03.02

Name: Mordant "Bastard" Carnival (aka Bernard)

DOB: Oh, surrre. I really want 1500+ people to have more data for hacking my online life

If it really matters, I'm 28.

Location: London

Occupation: Mature student. Chronologically, anyway. (Electronics and audio technology, if you're interested).

Height: 5'6" in a good light and with a following wind.

Weight: Fuck knows. Usually between 8 and 10 stone. As long as I can get into my clothes, I don't care.

Eyes: Greeny.

Hair: Missing, presumed brown. (I shave my noggin.)

Turn-ons: "cult" telly, fetish clubs, the whole Gothic thing, vodka, computer games and pain. Other people's, natch.

Turn-offs: Yuppies, running out of vodka, people who make stupid assumptions about me based on my online persona.

higuita

13:19 / 22.03.02

Name: Matt
DOB: Mordant just scared me, so I'll leave it at 28.
Location: Birmingham
Occupation: Media shit
Height: A wee shade under 6ft
Weight: A little older than my teeth. Dunno. Skinny.
Eyes: Brown with blue bits.
Hair: Missing, used to be brown - a mixture of male pattern baldness and a gentle mohawk.
Turn-ons: Alcohol, cigars, photography & photoshop, dodgy old hammer-style horror movies (anyone up for a screening of Death Line on the 29th?) and anything faintly disturbing.
Turn-offs: The twee, sheep in human clothing, rudeness, soap operas and other pap telly.

Oh and people who think it's ok to talk in libraries or cinemas.

Ierne

13:23 / 22.03.02

Why can't we just learn about each other through simple conversation, slowly over time? Why must it always be a creepy questionaire? – Flux

Seconded.

No star here laces

13:28 / 22.03.02

Doh.

Don't you guys get it? It's cos we're a creepy bunch of nerds who need the internet to provide a facsimile of a social life.

Act like it's true and it will be.

Bear

13:28 / 22.03.02

Name: Michael (he who is close to God apparently
DOB: 16/03/79
Location: London - moving in 3 weeks! (but still London)
Occupation: um dunno what my official title is - something like 2nd line software support
Height: about 5'11 I reckon
Weight: lots of it - about 15 stone, not sure what that is in new money though
Eyes: blueishy silvery
Hair: an ever increasing mohawk, i need alot of hairspray to keep it up now (oo er)
Turn-ons: Buffy (watched far too much last week) crappy TV - I have no real interests
Turn-offs: dunno really - Marmite?

Haven't filled in one of those in awhile....

bitchiekittie

13:36 / 22.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Vampbear:
Turn-offs: dunno really - Marmite?

Ive really got to eat this stuff

Bear

13:43 / 22.03.02

quote:Originally posted by bitchiekittie:

Ive really got to eat this stuff

Oh but you don't, honestly - goes along with liver in my book

(this is the first time I've used this quote thing, I noticed people talking about it before, I just thought people were creating them quote formats themselves...

Murray Hamhandler

13:50 / 22.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Flux = Not Ready For This Jelly:
Why can't we just learn about each other through simple conversation, slowly over time? Why must it always be a creepy questionaire?

Because I have a horrible memory for detail! Because vital stats so infrequently come up in casual conversation! Because I'm sometimes curious about pointless trivia like the average age of Barbelithers! And because I'm really, really creepy!
Arthur Sudnam, II

The Natural Way

13:52 / 22.03.02

It's not as bad as liver. Nothing is as bad as liver.

But it does make a nice pate.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:53 / 22.03.02

I love Marmite. Nothing kills my meat cravings like Marmite. I'll eat it right off a spoon sometimes. Yummy.

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

13:54 / 22.03.02

Who knew that the self-digested waste product of brewer's yeast would taste so....meaty?

No star here laces

13:57 / 22.03.02

My name is Lyra Lovelaces, I am better than you are. My genitalia are meaty but not marmitey.

Fist Fun

13:59 / 22.03.02

quote:Don't you guys get it? It's cos we're a creepy bunch of nerds who need the internet to provide a facsimile of a social life.

Act like it's true and it will be.

Cool, is that like positive thinking. Cos, of course, being a nerd would be terrible. Everyone has to be cool.
Not sure about the rest but a turn off for me is people who post purely to slag off a thread. If you don't like it then just don't post on it.

No star here laces

14:01 / 22.03.02

Um yeah Buk, you understand real good. Where you're from, what do they call a pig with three eyes?

Bear

14:04 / 22.03.02

Bruce?

You know I just drank some milk, I haven't done that since I was 5 years old...

Captain Zoom

14:12 / 22.03.02

Name: Tom
Age: 28 (recently actually)
Location: Oakville, ON, Canada
Occupation: Comic/Used Book Store Owner
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 185 lbs. Finally
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Usually brown and short. Maybe purple in the near future
Turn-ons: Far to fucking numerous to list here. See the kinks thread.
Turn-offs: creepy questionnaires

Zoom.

deja_vroom

14:13 / 22.03.02

My real name is Elton. Of course it's not my fault, I was only a baby.

Ierne

14:14 / 22.03.02

Not sure about the rest but a turn off for me is people who post purely to slag off a thread. If you don't like it then just don't post on it. – Buk

Well now, you're entitled to your opinion. As are Flux and myself.

I could respond to your remark by saying that a big turnoff for me is people who would rather ignore things or situations they don't agree with as opposed to confronting and questioning them...but I'm in a very good mood today! It's Float's birthday! So let's agree to disagree, eh?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:14 / 22.03.02

I've just had a nice cup of tea.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:18 / 22.03.02

And now I'm going to run the Hoover round the flat.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:21 / 22.03.02

Then I think I'll have another nice cup of tea.

No star here laces

14:22 / 22.03.02

I just posted on barbelith.