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What Kills Suits?

Captain Zoom

20:39 / 29.01.02

Just my morbid curiosity really. I've noticed a few people who've lost them and wondered what causes it.

(Wondering how long I've got left)

Oh, and the funniest piss-take wins agift certificate for negative $50,000 at my comic store.

Zoom.

sleazenation

20:52 / 29.01.02

Negative $50000? who would have thought there was over a billion copies of younngblood issue 1 still out there...

anyhoo the answere is suits don't kill suits people kill suits.

Captain Zoom

09:02 / 30.01.02

Tres amusante sleaze.
Knew a comic store owner who had so many of those he was giving them away free with every online order he received.
Probably really pissed off a lot of people.
"Ahhh, Liberty Meadows #1, Gloom Cookie #5, what the fuck?"

Zoom.

p.s. Next!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:51 / 30.01.02

quote:Originally posted by sleazenation:
suits don't kill suits people kill suits.

He's onto me! Oh, god, it's true- I had to get shot of the original Mordant Carnival suit because the Elders of World Gothdom were going to excommunicate me if I didn't start including spurious characters in my nom de net.

sleazenation

09:51 / 30.01.02

a friend of mine who owns a comic shop some how ended up with a load of barbie fashion specials- they sold slowly over time but one of his mates bought the last issue and gave it to him as a present so now he'll never be free of it

Matthew Fluxington

09:51 / 30.01.02

I just want to know why it is that Flyboy has racked up 2200+ posts without having his suit blow up...what is his secret? what's he doing right?

perhaps he's killing other suits to sap their power so that he can become immortal...

Captain Zoom

09:51 / 30.01.02

So now let's have the joke that just has to come next:

"There can be only one....."

Zoom.

p.s. I really am curious as to what kills suits though. Even if the jokes are funny.

Lothar Tuppan

09:51 / 30.01.02

Random digital mayhem and profile corruption.

It could happen to any of us at any time.

It happened to me once.

<looks left. Looks right. Grabs shotgun>

Pure thinking, plenty of prayer, and a good 10-gauge'll keep you as safe as any of us can be.

Good luck to you Capn' you're welcome to hole up on my porch anytime.

If I catch you takin' any of my ammo though...

[ 30-01-2002: Message edited by: Lothar Tuppan ]

Mister Snee

09:51 / 30.01.02

quote:Originally posted by Lothar Tuppan:
Good luck to you Capn' you're welcome to hole up on my porch anytime.

Heh.

When I first caught that at a glance -- and this was probably a blind-spot fill-in corruption, or something -- it looked like you said "you're welcome to hole up on my crotch anytime."

I probably wouldn't have done a double-take if it made any sense whatsoever.

Hehe.

...you probably had to be there.

[ 30-01-2002: Message edited by: Mister Snee ]

Mister Snee

09:51 / 30.01.02

... no, not on your crotch. I mean, as in... you would have had to have had the same... thing...

since when couldn't users delete their own posts on the Policy, anyway?

Yeesh.

Fist Fun

09:51 / 30.01.02

Black Watch usually goes down well, or Hunting Robertson.

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