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Tom Cruise is satan.

ill tonic

14:36 / 25.03.02

A good friend of mine (a new age Christian) has a theory that when the apocalypse comes that the antichrist won't be someone in politics or the military but somebody famous, someone charasmatic and with lots of influence -- in other words, a celebrity.

We've had this conversation a couple of times and his answer, for who will be the antichrist, is always Tom Cruise. I say it's Michael Jackson.

What do you folks think?

Robot Man Reformed

14:52 / 25.03.02

I say that the antichrist, as laughable it really is, is a person for the good of the common folks.

The christ figure that has been shoved down our throats isn't the same as the Jesus person that once lived. The christ figure is a tool of the church and the vatican, so that is why the antichrist will stand against the ruling families that we currently have. My bet is on Bill Gates.

Bear

14:56 / 25.03.02

Well according to my dreams I'm going to be the father at the antichrist so we've a bit of time left until it all kicks off, but it would have to be someone you wouldn't expect I'll go for Steven Spielberg

Mazarine

15:01 / 25.03.02

I always thought the antichrist would be taller. I'll have to think about this one.

moriarty

15:12 / 25.03.02

Harry Potter, without a shadow of a doubt.

Margin Walker

16:00 / 25.03.02

Whoever it is, I bet my bottom dollar it ain't Michael York.....

gridley

19:06 / 25.03.02

or Susannah York!

or Jenny Agutter... Jenny...

Utopia

09:46 / 26.03.02

hoku (don ho's daughter, a britney-styled pop star).. she's too useless to do anything else.

Trijhaos

09:46 / 26.03.02

You're all wrong. The antichrist will be Pikachu. Who else can inspire children more than Pikachu? You see, children worship Pikachu and once Pikachu gains enough of a following he will be able to manifest physically in this dimension.

It makes perfect sense. He inspires loyalty in the children. Soon he will call upon all of them to donate energy to the ritual that will allow him to physically manifest. They will do this because they love him and all he represents.

The world will tremble at his arrival, governments will topple and we will be thrown into total anarchy.

Yep, its Pikachu, couldn't be anybody else.

Robot Man Reformed

09:46 / 26.03.02

Which will be presaged by a G.I. Joe and Transformers resurgence.

Oh shit, we're so fucked.

Utopia

09:46 / 26.03.02

'PIK-AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Margin Walker

09:46 / 26.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Trijhaos:
You're all wrong. The antichrist will be Pikachu. Who else can inspire children more than Pikachu?

Inspire and cause seizures. I can see it now:

The Pica Elite army!!

See, it's funny 'cause 10 point type used to be, aw, fergetit....

the Fool

09:46 / 26.03.02

Its Arnie! Can't you see, he's already in plotics...

I just saw how I spelled politics... strange...

Utopia

09:46 / 26.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Margin Walker:
Inspire and cause seizures.

ooh, that's right! like a wave of religious ecstacy! slobbering violent religious ecstacy!

Mazarine

11:49 / 26.03.02

Maybe Oprah, or Regis Philbin. The amount of influence Oprah has kinda creeps me out.

kid coagulant

12:29 / 26.03.02

I thought Scott Baio was the antichrist. At least, that's what Bobcat Goldthwait's always said.

ill tonic

23:09 / 26.03.02

Found this qoute in a Salon article on the Oscars :

"I must warn the world about Tom Cruise. I feel he is an utterly terrifying Superior Life Form, with the power to melt heads and braid spines. His eyes are as hard, shiny and brutally penetrating as diamond drill-bits. The new braces on his teeth suggest that he is erasing all that remained of his tiny imperfections, and he is now metamorphosing into Ultra Super Perfection Man 3000. I fear his intense, mind-beating politeness, his titanium imperviousness to human weakness, his barking power-laugh. "

Haha - maybe my friend is onto something.

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