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What the fuck: Star Wars Episode 2

 
 
Captain Zoom
15:44 / 04.01.02
(I don't have the words)
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/entertainment/DailyNews/starwars020103.html

Zoom.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:47 / 04.01.02
What's the big deal? It's a split second cameo in full costume. So what?

It's not as if they come out and play "Bye Bye Bye" or some shit like that...
 
 
Captain Zoom
15:51 / 04.01.02
I will only be satisfied if they are unidentifiable. If they're given enough time that some little girl in the audience can screech, I'll shit all over George Lucas.

Zoom.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
16:02 / 04.01.02
Best comment I've heard about this:

"Man, it's a shame to see such a good band sell out like this."
 
 
Analogues On
16:21 / 04.01.02
Hey, at least it’s "a big scene with lots of extras", you probably won’t be able to recognise them (I know that I couldn’t pick them out of a 6 man line-up).
And you should take consolation in the fact that they “appear for just a split second, as anonymous Jedi Knights in a huge battle scene. Then, they get blown up by battle droids."
Sounds pretty cool to me, and at least they don’t have speaking/ singing/ dancing parts <shudders at the thought>

And from the look of the new trailer, #2 is basically Anakin’s Creek anyway.
( “Yoda, like, get real. I just don’t caaaare about your boring Rebellion - I’ve got my own issues here. And if I can’t date the Princess I’m soooo going down the Dark Path.”
 
 
tSuibhne
17:23 / 04.01.02
quote: According to the story, George Lucas is putting the boys in the film to please his two daughters, who are big fans of the group.



For me, this sums up the whole problem with the new films, in one sentence. It's all gone from an experiment in trying to create a 'modern myth.' To George spending a couple of billion dollars to make his kids happy.
 
 
Bear
17:30 / 04.01.02
quote:Anakin’s Creek

That really cheered me up

The trailer didnt look very good at all..."I Am" is right infact I wouldnt be suprised if NSYNC did the soundtrack some kinda cheesy Karate Kid number...

<sings> Search deep inside your heart and find it, you gotta find the force <sings>

never know though it might be good
 
 
Ethan Hawke
17:42 / 04.01.02
I actually heard Celine Dion is doing the love theme. I'm serious. Can anyone confirm/deny this?
 
 
Mr Tricks
17:46 / 04.01.02
heh... when I first heard this I thought they would be singing... like that scene at Jabba's in Return of the Jedi... I could just see Jar Jar comming up as their 5th member!!!

My girlfriend comented on how Queen Amadella is in a different outfit in each scene of the trailer... "it's like a BAAAAAAAAAAd fashion show" she commented while hiding he eyes!!!

Anyone Think Sam Jackson will kick ass or bite it in this one?
 
 
The Knowledge +1
20:22 / 04.01.02
Man this film is going to be so bad, it will be begging to eat shit
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
20:37 / 04.01.02
Yeah, it's really too bad they didn't get Bendis to write it.
 
 
Mr Tricks
23:25 / 04.01.02
Yeah... I could see it now:


Yoda: Strong the force is in this One.


Obi: Who?


Yoda: He.


Anikan: Me?


Obi: Him?


Yoda: Yes, he.


Anikan: Me, what?


Yoda: Strong the force is in this One.


Anikan: STOP talking about me like I'm not here!!!


Obi: He is young still.


Anikan: I said, STOP talking about me like I'm NOT here!!!


Obi: Do not get angry Anikan.


Yoda: Yes, to dark side does anger lead you.


Anikan: Who me? no way!!! I'm the one!


Obi: One what?


Cut to CGI generated battle between battle droids and the race of Jar-Jars

[ 05-01-2002: Message edited by: PATricky ]
 
 
Warewullf
23:21 / 05.01.02
*heheee*

Excellent stuff!!

 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
03:37 / 06.01.02
Just heard about this recently.

I laugh.

Why do I laugh?

Because the importance attached to these films mystifies me.

Still....if you get the guy from N'Sync with the lazy eye....
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
05:30 / 06.01.02
I'm scared... as if Episode One wasn't bad enough... Lucas is fucking with my childhood, goddammit! It's like finding out Santa was actually Dan Quayle...
 
 
Jack Fear
14:09 / 06.01.02
Yeah--what right has George Lucas, who only created and owns the franchise, to do with it as he pleases without consulting you?

Christ, you people give me cause to worry.

[ 06-01-2002: Message edited by: Jack Fear ]
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:52 / 06.01.02
Why does anyone care about these new films any more?

I only bothered watching Phantom Menace the other day. As much as I love Eps 4, 5 and 6, I now have no interest in the remaining two.
 
 
Not Here Still
16:07 / 06.01.02
Ah, but none of this is fanboy.

THIS is fanboy....
 
 
The Knowledge +1
16:15 / 06.01.02
Well we know where they are. Let's do something about it...
 
 
Graeme McMillan
16:37 / 06.01.02
quote:Originally posted by Toddlike Powers:
I actually heard Celine Dion is doing the love theme. I'm serious. Can anyone confirm/deny this?


At least it's not Enya.
 
 
Jack Fear
19:26 / 06.01.02
Ah, but Enya's music is like a pair of silk underpants--you hardly know it's there.
 
 
bio k9
20:23 / 06.01.02
quote:Originally posted by The Knowledge +1:
Well we know where they are. Let's do something about it...

Please stay home. We have enough idiots here as it is.
 
 
The Knowledge +1
09:08 / 07.01.02
Well you'd know all about being an idiot.
 
 
bio k9
09:08 / 07.01.02
Yeah, I think you've taught us all fairly well.
 
 
uncle retrospective
09:08 / 07.01.02
quote:Originally posted by biomagnetic k9:
Yeah, I think you've taught us all fairly well.


[your mother]Listen, play nice or not at all![/your mother]
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:17 / 07.01.02
quote:Originally posted by Jack Fear:
Yeah--what right has George Lucas, who only created and owns the franchise, to do with it as he pleases without consulting you?


Don't be daft. Legally, that's the situation. Practically... Star Wars is an average movie with an average script and performances, rendered magical by nostalgia and a sense of childlike fun. Lucas had a different hat on for Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi, and it shows - they're better constructed movies. But everyone's spent so long in the intervening years telling him that he's a genius, that he's now convinced that he was responsible for the lot, and that he's actually able to write and direct everything else in the franchise. Well, able to do it well, anyway...

Remember when he was asked by Kevin Smith for permission to rip off certain aspects for Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back? He was sent the entire script, and his only response was "What colour will the lightsabres be?" That's George Lucas. He runs a special effects company, and, like Tarantino does with the acting, moonlights as an ineffectual writer and director.

I mean, I'll still go to see the next one, because it'll have enough of a nostalgia trip to make the entry fee worthwhile. The lightsabre battle at the end of The Phantom Menace made me feel like a kid again, staging mock duels with my mates in the playground. I'm sure there'll be something similar in the next two movies to justify £6.00 entry - for me, anyway. But I have no great hopes that they'll actually be any good as movies... Lucas shat on that for me.
 
 
SecretlyClarkKent
16:24 / 08.01.02
For what it's worth, Lucas had a co-writer for Episode II. In fact, IMDB lists Jonathan Hales as the only writer.

That gives me a bit of hope. Lucas is a good storyteller, but he can't script for shit.

-Jared
 
 
Captain Zoom
16:32 / 08.01.02
Ture that. The lightsaber battle in TPM was too damned cool. Especially the last few seconds before DM bites it.

mmmmmmm...Ewan McGregor.

Zoom.
 
 
Mr Tricks
22:43 / 08.01.02
I thought the BONGsaber duel in Jay & Silent Bob was MUCCCCCHHH better!!!

 
 
Thiassi
00:28 / 09.01.02
If you find yourself watching Star Wars for lightsaber duels then you might want to go here.

[ 09-01-2002: Message edited by: Thiassi ]
 
  
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