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In the Movies You Love Vein..lines you love.

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02:48 / 28.12.01

Ok folks...be they classic "Ill be back" or something more obscure...the lines you like, the lines you love...the lines you find yourself quoting years later...

Kneel before Zod! as said by Terrance Stamp in Superman 2

You're dead..you just dont know it yet. as said in Fist of The Northstar

04:35 / 28.12.01

If you don't like it, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. - Groucho, in Duck Soup. And while I'm at it:

Groucho: Take a card, any card.
Mrs Teasedale: [Chooses her card.] What do you want me to do with it?
Groucho: What do I care? I've got 51 left.

And in other news:

Dogs eating people is cool! - Ryan Phillipe and Heather Graham in Nowhere.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

08:16 / 28.12.01

Pretty much everything Christopher Walken says in 'The Prophecy'...

12:48 / 28.12.01

i only came here to do but two things: KICK ASS and CHEW BUBBLEGUM. looks like we're all out of bubblegum...rowdyroddy piper they live

forgive me but you've got shit on your shoes and i'm the shoe shine boy chuck norris missing in action

of course i'm scard of him...i'm smart that guy with the tash in commando

c'mon man, those kids' dicks are bigger han those hotdogs an actor in me myself and irene. more lates you cunsssss...

13:44 / 28.12.01

"Dodge this."
-The Matrix

DBC

13:52 / 28.12.01

look up Hanna, look up!

The great dictator (or something similar, with charlie chaplin)

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

14:05 / 28.12.01

Let's see...thiry-two...thirty three... Man sneaks up behind Eastwood, who turns and shoots him before he (the other guy) can get a shot off ...and Thirty-five thousand.

Got a problem, boy?

Nah. Thought I had a little problem with my math.
Lee Van Cleef and Clint Eastwood in For a Few Dollars More

uncle retrospective

15:28 / 28.12.01

"Is made from monkey cum"

Brain candy.

"I kick arse for the Lord!"
Brain Dead.

"Never rub another man's rubarb"
Batman.

The Knowledge +1

17:08 / 28.12.01

"You can't fight in here! This is the war-room!!!"

Peter Sellers, in Dr Strangelove.

"The AK-47. When you absolutely positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room...Accept no substitute".

Samuel L Jackson, Jackie Brown.

"You keep on knocking but you can't come in!!"

Cheech Marin, Up In Smoke.

"Everybody be cool.
You,
be cool!"

George Clooney, From Dusk Till Dawn

"Come and meet my leteeetttllee friend!!!"

Al Pacino, Scarface.

"Let's go"

William Holden, The Wild Bunch.

"Jimmy the Saint, used to be there wasn't a ball he couldn't bounce, and in the day? The Bitches Bastard!"

Jack Palance, Things To Do in Dencer When You're Dead.

"Vegas baby!"

Vince Vaughn, Swingers.

08:01 / 29.12.01

you had two quotes from tarantino scripts there. be careful man. uncool.

and nothing says 'thank you' like dollars in the waistband [talking of being uncool: xander buffy IV.1 the freshman]

The Knowledge +1

11:47 / 29.12.01

Givemeyour address

16:44 / 30.12.01

All from The Evil Dead series...
"Good, Bad, Im the one with the shotgun."

"You aint leading nothing but Jack Shit and Jack just left town"

"Klatu! Verata! Nic(mumble mumble)!

07:14 / 31.12.01

I was watching Day of the Dead yesterday, and I might have mis-heard it because the scene is rather noisy, but when the good guys are climbing the ladder out of the underground complex, the guy who looks like Rowan Atkinson shouts:

"C'mon, Johnny! I've got half a flask left and we're on our way to the promised land!"

good line.

Another favourite -

"Every gun has it's own tune ... Perfect timing, little one."

-The Man With No Name talking to a kitten in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

"What do you want a fake ID for?"

"So I can vote, of course!"

- the Jock and the Nerd in The Breakfast Club

12:57 / 31.12.01

quote:Originally posted by Rizla Year Zero:
I was watching Day of the Dead yesterday, and I might have mis-heard it because the scene is rather noisy, but when the good guys are climbing the ladder out of the underground complex, the guy who looks like Rowan Atkinson shouts:

"C'mon, Johnny! I've got half a flask left and we're on our way to the promised land!"

When there's no more room in Hell... the dead will walk the Earth!!!

There's the obviously ad-libbing, non-professional-actor sheriff in Night of the Living Dead: "They're dead. They're... all messed up."

And, of course, the immortal words from Texas Chainsaw Massacre II: "There's pussy - and nobody knows what that is - and then there's the saw. The saw is family, boy!"

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

14:26 / 31.12.01

grant's scaring me.

23:00 / 01.01.02

"that's it, you're out, and he's out too, i don't even think i'm in anymore"
-dignin "bottle rocket"

"shut the fuck up junky"
-randal "clerks"

"heeeeeey look at me, i'm an elephant rider"
-mark mckinny "brain candy"

"shut the fuck up donny"
-walter "the big labowski"

"oh my goodness he's fleein' the interveiw"
-cop "fargo"

08:04 / 02.01.02

quote:Originally posted by grant:

When there's no more room in Hell... the dead will walk the Earth!!!

There's the obviously ad-libbing, non-professional-actor sheriff in Night of the Living Dead: "They're dead. They're... all messed up."

"You kill the brain, you kill the ghoul!"

Molly Shortcake

03:06 / 05.01.02

SHIT! Where the fuck am I going? Why does this shit gotta to happen to me? Fuck. alright,think think think. Alright. alright.alright. alright. Gotta get back to the ship, gotta get back to the ship, alright, I gotta blow my air tank, I'll blow my air tank, alright, fuck oh this better work, this shit better work, alright alright, here I go alright, one, two, three, cmon cmon cmon, yesyesYES, HERE I COME MUTHA FUCKAS!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:41 / 05.01.02

My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
(Veronica, Heathers.)

No, it's totally pointy.
(Buffy, on being told something- I forget what, to be honest- is pointless, Buffy TV series.)

Nobody tosses a dwarf.
(Gimli, LotR.)

Oh, and Lozt Cause... glad to see I'm not the only person other than my flatmate who rates The Prophecy. "Just watch it with that profanity!"

gentleman loser

23:38 / 08.01.02

Beetlejuice:

Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.

Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?

Char Man: Want a cigarette? Trying to cut down myself.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn:

Khan: It is very cooooold. In spaaaaace.

Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Ice Hockey Evil, a Event Horizon quote was the last thing I'd expect to see here!

Dr. Weir: Right, well, uh, using layman's terms: use a retaining magnetic field to focus a narrow beam of gravitons. These in turn fold space-time consistent with Weyl tensor dynamics until the space-time curvature becomes infinitely large and you produce a singularity. Now, a singularity--

Captain Miller: Layman's terms.

Cooper: Well, fuck layman's terms-- do you speak English?

[ 09-01-2002: Message edited by: gentleman loser ]

00:01 / 09.01.02

Gabriel: "Study your math. It's the key to the universe."

Lucifer: "God? God is love. ....I don't love you, Catherine."

Everybody should watch the Prophecy. I'm serious.

Regrettable Juvenilia

00:01 / 09.01.02

"It's... a big rock. All my friends will be jealous. They don't have a rock that big."

- Spike, 'Becoming (Part 1)', Buffy

00:01 / 09.01.02

Booker T appears on the stage on the Rocks return -

Rock - "Who in the Blue Hell are you ?"

10:10 / 09.01.02

Mr green: Clue

"I'm going home to sleep with my wife..."

10:54 / 09.01.02

"Shit, that wife killer looks pretty fucked up."

"Which one?"

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

- prison guards in Lost Highway

10:58 / 09.01.02

what the fuck happened to that dude's head?

- Jay, Dogma

17:14 / 09.01.02

Er I appear to have stuck my head up my rectum...

God bless Peter Jackson for that little beauty and of course for:

Lionel, your mother ate my dog!

The Prophecy has given us:

Ah Lucifer sitting in the basement sulking over your break up with the boss.

Why? I'm an angel. I turn cities into salt. I kill first borns while their mommas watch and, every now and then, I tear the souls from little 8 year old girls. And the one thing you can rely on in the rest of your short life is never knowing the reason why.

Of course John Hughes gave the wortld the best Sheen moment in Feris Bueller

Drugs?

No thanks I'm straight.

No, you in for drugs?

Oh no...what are you in for?

Drugs.

10:48 / 10.01.02

I fell of the couch when this happened:
Toy story:
"Hey look I'm woody!"
"Howdy howdy howdy"

pointless and uncalled for

10:55 / 10.01.02

I'll go with the very popularly quoted

"Cut his heart out with a spoon"

"But why a spoon my lord?"

"Because it's dull, it'll hurt more"

Once again showing that Mr. Rickman is one of the high kings of delivery.

Mister Remington Finn

17:56 / 10.01.02

to me the best quote aint a quote...its Eastwood doing his Don´t-Mess-With Clint look......more than a thousand words....

19:54 / 10.01.02

Having just seen it once more I would like to add:

Why Dr Jones, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?

We have top men working on it.
What men?
Top. Men.

Your persistence suprises even me, Dr Jones. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name.

You want to talk to God, Belloc? Let's gop see him together. Right now.

Sorry, incidentally, now that's out of my system. Alan Rickman is a god.

You're nothing but a common theif.
On the contrary, Mrs McClane, I am an extraordinary theif.

I will count to three. There will not be a four.

Your friend Mr Nakatomi was most unco-operative. So I am afraid he will not be joining us for the rest of his life.

Got to love that film.

Mister Remington Finn

14:26 / 11.01.02

Walk softly, carry a big armored tank division Jack Nichelson, A Few Good Men

00:17 / 20.01.02

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Walter - The Big Lebowski

It's okay. I'm just admiring the shape of your skull.

Acosta (Dr Gonzo)- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:50 / 20.01.02

He's our only son... our pride and joy... and he's driving fast cars, carrying illegal weapons, and wearing clothes obviously designed by homosexuals. (CRY BABY)

-I'm one of you!
-You're one of me? (SCANNERS)

Now let me hear him call Boris Karloff a cocksucker. (ED WOOD- one of the all-time bestest most bestest films in the whole entire fullness of EVER.)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:59 / 20.01.02

having just gone back and reread this entire thread, it appears a fair few people like the Prophecy. GOOOOD!!!
-I love you MORE THAN JESUS!
-Your relatives lie in wormy earth... of course, a few of them find their way to me, eventually... because Hell's always open. Even on Christmas.
(both Satan).

and that great line Gabriel has about humanity never understanding why he can tear the soul from a child (can't remember the exact wording, and my video's fucked.)

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