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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:40 / 26.04.06

The Haus wine tastes like wee.

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

09:46 / 26.04.06

Get the fuck out of my Haus.

You've got the wrong Haus, try Mrs Jones at number 19.

When I was on holiday last year I Haus paella on the beach it was nice and had big prawns in it.

Don't beat around the Haus say what you mean.

Do me up the Haus.

I woke up with all my clothes tsill on and I'd Haused myself.

Do you have a plunger I have blocked the Haus.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:53 / 26.04.06

Haus your, er, "you know what"? Still having the "trouble"?

My Haus, my rules...

hauste la vista baby

Shrug

10:06 / 26.04.06

The word Haus haus lost all meaning, I'm hausing to haus Haus wherehaus I haus haus haus.

HAUS!

I think you've come up with a good one there ES: WereHaus.

Then you have ones like:

Terraced Haus'.

Affordable Hausing.

Not a Haus but a Man(se).

Possibly:

Haus Honey Maid?

Have Haus, Will Travail.

Haus the Meal?

Every room in the Haus.

Haus it going to end?

Haus your Father. *wink*
(this here one has been suggested about 5 times, though)

Movie and Novel tie in:

Bleak Haus.

Dr Haus' Home of Horrors

Life in the Big Haus.

Haus on Haunted Hill.

Guest Haus Paradiso.

Regrettable Juvenilia

10:12 / 26.04.06

(When I first met you, you were not) Haus Trained

Winner. Other ideas, which I may have mentioned before:

De Snaunted Haus (after the Blectum from Blechdom album)

Passivhaus (something to do with low-energy buildings)

sleazenation

10:29 / 26.04.06

Haus: played by Hugh Laurie

Quantum

10:46 / 26.04.06

Has 'What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehaus, farmhaus, henhaus, outhaus and doghaus in that area.' been suggested? warehaus, farmhaus, henhaus, outhaus and doghaus has a certain cachet..
Maybe 'Werehaus' 'Henhaus' or 'Doghaus', Animal Haus generally, how about dogpilehaus? Have you had puns on all four Hogwarts Hauses?

Isadore

11:21 / 26.04.06

Die Fleder Haus.

Eloi Tsabaoth

11:28 / 26.04.06

Build A Better Haustrap.

Hausly Golightly

"two fat ladys... 88, Danny le rue... 82, Kellys eye.... 1...."
(voice from the back of the hall)
"HAUS!!!!!"

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:59 / 26.04.06

"And if there is no guitar in the Haus, its owner, he cannot be trusted".

Slim

12:06 / 26.04.06

Is there a doctor in the Haus?

Stoats wins.

Dave PrHaus
(Haus In Vader)

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

12:35 / 26.04.06

Built Like A Shit Haus.

A Life In The Shit Haus.

Slim

13:41 / 26.04.06

Barbelith is under Haus arrest

Slim

13:41 / 26.04.06

Barbelith under Haus arrest

Disco is My Class War

13:52 / 26.04.06

Built Like A Shit Haus.

Shouldn't that be, Built Like A Brick Shit Haus?

Haus of Whacks.

Mistoffelees

13:56 / 26.04.06

Aragorn on Hausufel

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

13:57 / 26.04.06

It depends if you would like to make your shit haus from bricks.

Shrug

13:59 / 26.04.06

Esp-haus-ing?

Circ Haus?

I liked Deva's suggestion a couple of weeks earlier:

This is not my beautiful Haus!

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

14:04 / 26.04.06

Oh No Not Another Haus Pipe Ban.

Disco is My Class War

14:19 / 26.04.06

Moral sneaks in the White Haus
Computer geeks in the School haus
Drug freaks in the Crack Haus
We don't have that stuff here
We have a tiny little Force
But we need them of course
For the kittens in the trees
And at night we are on our knees
As quiet as a mouse
For God is in the Haus
Cod is in the Haus
The Dog is in the Haus?

And no one's left in Faust (but)
The Grog is on the Haus!

(Surely someone's already done this.)

Triplets

14:19 / 26.04.06

Carphone Warehaus

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

14:26 / 26.04.06

A Plague On Both Your Hauses

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