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Embarrassment of the Month

 
  

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Tom Coates
16:14 / 15.08.01
I'm renaming Employee of the Month, because you SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

Your posts to date. You sad sad people.

1) grant 585
2) Flyboy 556
3) The Haus 537
4) Ganesh 491
5) Ellis 471
6) Rothkoid 440
7) ierne 410
8) Rizla 393
9) flux = rad 378
10=) runt 278
10=) e randy dupre 278

cf my own pitiful 218.

Winner gets a firm smack on the bee-hind from yours truly. Loser gets a firm smack on the front from yours truly.
 
 
grant
18:51 / 15.08.01
oh
my

goodness.


spanking's not enough.
 
 
rizla mission
18:52 / 15.08.01
It's funny how when I was 2nd I felt like a geek, and now I'm 8th I feel like a loser..

no win situation.
 
 
Ellis
18:55 / 15.08.01
I am 5th.

I thought I was much higher than that, I was fourth at one point, ahead of Ganesh but then he streaked ahead letting me choke on his dust.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:02 / 15.08.01
Just remember, it looks worse simply because Kali doesn't post as much any more. She'd have been up around the 2,000 mark by now
 
 
Ierne
19:02 / 15.08.01
I'm not ashamed...just shocked that I post as often as I do and STILL manage to get all my work done...Lothar was right about the "lots of coffee" bit.

410...going for 500...
 
 
Ronald Thomas Clontle
19:17 / 15.08.01
Well, I'm not surprised by my prolific posting...I've got a long history of doing that sort of thing on other boards. I'm just surprised that there are people nearly doubling my numbers here. That's amazing.
 
 
Tom Coates
07:37 / 16.08.01
This is not a competition for the person who posts most! Seriously! You'll cost me a fortune, you guys...
 
 
Ganesh
08:59 / 16.08.01
Heh. I slip from pole position and it gets changed to 'Embarrassment'. My self-esteem remains relatively oversized...
 
 
deletia
12:14 / 16.08.01
Tom - delete shit. It is the way forward.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:21 / 16.08.01
you people are terrifying.

(wondering now what would this place look like if you magically erased all the above posters and their posts..)

even scarier that the top four are, as far as I know, gainfullly employed upstanding members of society...

 
 
Cherry Bomb
12:29 / 16.08.01
Personally, I'm jealous. Do I have to give up my life to get this high in the hallowed halls of geekdom?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:30 / 16.08.01
Like, HELLO, if I didn't have to spend all day trapped in this goddam office with nowt better to do, you'd NEVER see me around here...

I spend so much time trying to stay behind grant and undertake Haus, you wouldn't believe it...

[ 16-08-2001: Message edited by: The Flyboy ]
 
 
deletia
12:32 / 16.08.01
No, just get into bitchfights while at your desk at work.

e.g. "Ah, yes, Kali. 2,000 posts, about. One. Boy. Friend."

Lather, rinse, repeat.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:58 / 16.08.01
quote:Originally posted by The Flyboy:
Like, HELLO, if I didn't have to spend all day trapped in this goddam office with nowt better to do, you'd NEVER see me around here...


'cause you wouldn't ever post from a net cafe, or from home? *brain buckling under the task of trying to imagine that happening*

quote:I spend so much time trying to ... undertake Haus

Don't worry, hon, we all feel like that sometimes, there's a support group, mailing you details...

[ 16-08-2001: Message edited by: Lick my plums, bitch. ]
 
 
YNH
14:37 / 16.08.01
As an infrequent poster, I'd like to say you're all pathetic.
 
 
bio k9
09:40 / 18.08.01
Must...
 
 
bio k9
09:41 / 18.08.01
increase...
 
 
bio k9
09:43 / 18.08.01
number...
 
 
bio k9
09:44 / 18.08.01
of...
 
 
bio k9
09:45 / 18.08.01
posts...
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 18.08.01
Been...
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 18.08.01
done...
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 18.08.01
many...
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 18.08.01
times...
 
 
jUne, a sunshiny month
09:45 / 18.08.01
i don't know what to think about you guys.
if you're the biggest curious people on earth, hangin around 24/24 a day, just for knowing what happen and what is wrote here...
...or what?
even if i would like to REALLY, i could never read all, think about all, and comment all the threads/topics/stuff i've imagine all around on this place.
which makes me half sad, half nothing. well, you got the point, i suppose. at last, it gaves me desire to come back sooner and sooner, indeed. and i'm sure the number of posts, bigger and bigger, will get the same effect on other basic 'lithers, so, it's the beginning of a terrific posting chaos here, mister coates (-still waiting for some answer, by the way-) ! WE'RE ALL NEARLY DEAD ! ARGGGGGHHHH
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 18.08.01
before.
 
 
Tom Coates
09:45 / 18.08.01
I should point out to the dear Mr Haus that deleting shit only restricts disk space used, not bandwidth. In a weird way, the more the site is used, the less likely it is that it will survive...

Which is why the old 'think before you post', 'don't post crap' etc rules should be abided with.
 
 
bio k9
09:45 / 18.08.01
Then allow me to save some bandwidth and apologize on behalf of both Ganesh and myself.

Sorry.
 
 
Ganesh
09:45 / 18.08.01
Every time the Employee/Embarrassment of the Month is announced - or it's pointed out that one requires a minimum number of posts to go from Junior Member to Member - someone does the multiple one-word posts gag...
 
 
bio k9
09:45 / 18.08.01
Shut Up!

You're using up all the bandwidth, Mr. Postalot. No more posting out of you until the rest of us catch up.

Thank you.
 
 
Ganesh
10:00 / 18.08.01
What
 
 
Ganesh
10:01 / 18.08.01
ever.
 
 
Tom Coates
16:12 / 18.08.01
hahahha
 
 
Whisky Priestess
18:37 / 19.08.01
Ha! Have to laugh at Haus's geek bronze. No wonder he never gets any work done and has to beaver away overnight and on the weekends to make up the hours. Wish I was more prolific/had regular access though. In a weird way I'm ... jealous.
 
  

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