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The Knowledge +1

15:15 / 31.01.02

Hey, fuckers!
My name is Andrew Calo!
And you can suck my fucking cock!

You suck, fuckers!

EDITED to let you know I didn't write the above, the person who accessed my page through the emails I've reeived from Barbelith did.

Really got to go now...

The net tightens...

[ 31-01-2002: Message edited by: The Knowledge ]

Lennox The Grey Man

15:29 / 31.01.02

Oooooookaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!

l e n n o x

15:49 / 31.01.02

Knowledge, you're the coolest person on the earth.

We like calling you Knowledge. It's funny.

Zoom.

uncle retrospective

16:24 / 31.01.02

quote:Originally posted by The Knowledge:
Hey, fuckers!
My name is Andrew Calo!
And you can suck my fucking cock!

You suck, fuckers!

What are you at? Really? What's the point? Do you get off on this stuff? And surely you must get tired of banging your head off a brick wall?

17:44 / 31.01.02

(sigh)

17:56 / 31.01.02

This thread is sucks. The word "Hey..." on the cover was enough to make me check it out but when I opened it and saw what was inside I was utterly disappointed.
Not only are the characters completely unbelieveable but we don't even get to see a picture of the cock we are being told to suck. Anyone else curious as to what it looks like? No? Ah, well. We do get to learn the main characters secret identity but anyone that had looked at his e-mail address in his member profile could have figured that out. Not much else happens this time. I've come to expect better from a talent such as Knowledge -1. Maybe next month.

2 out of 10.

Also worth noting; a Hulk comic without the Hulk may very well be a pointless outing but threads about Knowledge, in which Knowledge doesn't appear, are always entertaining.

uncle retrospective

19:36 / 31.01.02

quote:Originally posted by biomagnetic k9:
we don't even get to see a picture of the cock we are being told to suck. Anyone else curious as to what it looks like? No?
Don't tempt him. No one needs that insident again.

20:12 / 31.01.02

You should go back to childhood encopresis, Knodge. Much more reliable, in attention-seeking terms, than this constant cock-referencing.

Oh, and the Conversation's the place for vacuous exhibitionism and spurious fictionsuit intrigue - as well you know...

[ 31-01-2002: Message edited by: Ganesh v4.2 ]

20:14 / 31.01.02

Love that phrase. I picture a CV...

Last job: Office Administrator, Dixons
Reason for dismissal: Constant cock-referencing.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:52 / 01.02.02

Form Flame
*Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] All of the above

end flame

[ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Mordant C@rnival ]

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:56 / 01.02.02

Yo! Moderator!

I know you've got a million and one more important things to do than clean up after trolls and the weak-willed folk who feed them, but this thread should either be canned or shifted to the conversation. N'est pas?

09:56 / 01.02.02

You mean "N'est-ce pas?", don't you?

Sorry, you can do the same with my english, but not too often.

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

09:56 / 01.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Mordant C@rnival:
Yo! Moderator!

I know you've got a million and one more important things to do than clean up after trolls and the weak-willed folk who feed them, but this thread should either be canned or shifted to the conversation. N'est pas?

Ahem! Freedom of speech! Hello!

10:11 / 01.02.02

LOL.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

16:40 / 01.02.02

quote:Originally posted by MiKL:
You mean "N'est-ce pas?", don't you?

Yes.