And here was me hoping this would be the true-life adventures of an unfortunate band of once-popular Britpopsters now forced to live out a life of embarrassing comebacks featuring "new directions" that sound just like their old directions.
I can't tell if I'm disappointed that I'm wrong or not.
Ah! You know, when you posted that drawing in 'Do you like Blue' in Art & Design, I didn't realise it was your work. Of course, that means my comments were honest.