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haikus from the sorely untalented

  
  

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Tryphena Absent
21:56 / 26.03.02
Pretty colour mustard
Pale without pastel once again
Barbelith change works inside
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:11 / 27.03.02
So much confusion.
A caution: Chaos at work
on barbelith now.

And yet I like it.
No aposTrophies for you!
Still, my point is made
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:48 / 27.03.02
Oh! Think twice
Cos it's another day for Zoom and me
Zoom and me in paradise.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
11:15 / 27.03.02
Haiku hors d'oeuvres? Now,
who'll try limmerick hot wings--
tasty fingerfood.
 
 
w1rebaby
15:17 / 27.03.02
don't tempt me with limericks, or
you'll find out, post haste, what the flaw
is in what you've requested,
when this thread's been infested
and you find it too late to withdraw
 
 
gridley
18:18 / 27.03.02
Please, no! Limericks
always make me feel like I'm
fighting Etrigan!
 
 
Reason
00:01 / 28.03.02
I like my haiku
I had hoped you'd like it too
It's new, just for you

And um,

There once was a little haiku
who was wondering what to do
to contiue the thread
or go off to bed
so I'll just leave it up to you


Reason
 
 
Reason
00:09 / 28.03.02
Some one stop me please!

I dedicate this to Miss Kittie
Who happens to be very pretty
and not to omit
the obvious bit
that she is fantastically witty!

Smile honey, smile!

Reason
 
 
higuita
08:17 / 28.03.02
sorely untalented?
me?
bastards.
 
 
Fengs for the Memory
08:20 / 28.03.02
Trifle replica
under once open
hedgerow
 
 
w1rebaby
08:46 / 28.03.02
You might find it easy to mock,
But I've put both my feet in one sock.
Yes, laugh if you must,
But then you may trust,
That I'll just post a pic of my cock.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:05 / 28.03.02
Now let there be no place for meanness,
As we honour the ritual of Venus,
So strike up the band,
As I bow, kiss your hand
And then puncture your ear with my penis.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
20:07 / 28.03.02
A young chap named Tezcatlipoka,
(by trade an insurance broker),
last night - and I swear -
suffered tragic despair
when he lost all his money at poker.

Now the fellow should really have known,
that the seeds of defeat would be sown,
when the players arrived
and the bastards contrived
to cheat within his own home

Ah! Ill fortune passed
Tezcatlipoka's sleeve
Contain many aces
 
 
Cavatina
21:52 / 28.03.02
Hmm. We seem to have abandoned the haiku form altogether and taken a turn to limericks, or something. And Haus seems to have reverted to an earlier incarnation. Strange.


Gothic

What's in a name
she said.
A rose
by any other name
would smell
as sweet.
But horror and huggles,
Derelict Haus
on Cottontail Street ...
Is there something
You should tell
us?
 
 
alas
05:40 / 29.03.02
i don't know how to
mark quotes, italicize, bold,
in the new barb-blog.

can someone help me?
am i just being stupid?
2+2=6.
 
 
w1rebaby
08:31 / 29.03.02
html haiku:
less than, b, greater than - bold
with a backslash, closed
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
08:41 / 29.03.02
Two suits registered
Different computers ask
Different questions
 
 
gridley
12:52 / 29.03.02
damn it, fridgemagnet
that was a beautiful and
and quite useful haiku
 
  

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