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The Kilshaws Cut A Disc!

 
 
Shortfatdyke
15:08 / 14.03.02
those in the uk and america may remember the 'buying babies' story involving a british couple and a woman in florida (i think). the couple came across as being pretty foul, really, flogging their story all over the place: anyway, apparently they've just made a record! profits to go to wrexham fc. apparently they want to show they're about much more than buying sprogs....
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:06 / 14.03.02
Wrexham F.C.? Oh, well, that'll warm the cockles of everyone's hearts, won't it? Yeesh.
 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
16:26 / 14.03.02
I remember thinking, as i read the thead posted by a short fat dyke (who began crying as i told her this), but thinking about what? i can't recall.
I decided to reply, "i remember them both, yes." i replied "He was a cross between a man and the inside of a gerbils arse, and she, well she was just a gerbils arse"
I paused.
"So the records proceeds go to Wrexham F.C. That means the club will at last make some money then"
Then i remembered an inportant fact in this case.
"Sorry, they'll still be skinter than a bum with a bottle of champers in fat sweaty , built like a blimp Fangio's bar."

[ 14-03-2002: Message edited by: Lazlo Woodbine [call me Laz] ]
 
 
Shortfatdyke
16:33 / 14.03.02
could you run that past me again???
 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
16:42 / 14.03.02
"Sorry just thinking out loud."
I thought that might get the curvaceous lesbian off my back.
"Mind you chief she may be the dame who does wrong by you in the first chapter"
"Fuck off Barry"
 
 
Shortfatdyke
16:49 / 14.03.02
sigh.

how predicatable. moderators - guess who???
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:52 / 14.03.02
Isn't that Butter My Crumpets' suit?
 
 
Shortfatdyke
16:55 / 14.03.02
whoever it is: hir comments are unwelcome and completely unrelated to the thread. please stop.
 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
17:02 / 14.03.02
"Who's this 'Butter my crumpets' fellow"
I recalled asking, before feeling a sharp blow to the back of my head, i turned and stared in to the face of my assailent, he bore an uncanny resembilence to yours truly, then it struck me, not sfd but Butters fist, that is.
And i was falling.
Tumbelling down.
Down.Down.
Into oblivion.
Again.
Yes siree.
By golly.
 
 
Tom Coates
17:41 / 14.03.02
Uncool, Lazlo. Seriously uncool. Let's all just try and get along, ok? There's a fair amount of concern around the board re: people having their suits broken into and usurped by nutters - it having happened twice in the last twenty-four hours. Just relax a bit - be nice to people and try not to rile everyone.
 
  
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