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Saveloy

16:22 / 12.03.02

OR how about a vinyl bannister - slide down it wearing special stylus-equipped trousers for a 'big intro' drum roll / trumpet fanfare. You're wearing the roller shoes; there's a brief silence as you slide off the end of the bannister, followed by a masive cymbal crash (and applause) as your shoes hit (and play) the vinyl floor.

Okay I'll shut up about it now.

Margin Walker

18:01 / 12.03.02

quote:Originally posted by bitchiekittie:
your life would be empty without my constant stream of innuendo...an empty, hollow little crater left where the promise of stellar ass used to reside

<blinks>

<blinks>

<sloowly backs up 20 paces> Um, I'm just gonna stand here for awhile.

<whistles>

bitchiekittie

18:16 / 12.03.02

(he doesnt mind me talking dirty to him. he loooooooves me)

The Apple-Picker

09:04 / 13.03.02

BitchieKittie, I think that, perhaps, to stay within the boundaries of your metaphor, you should describe your ass as cometic. A comet would leave a crater, yes? And it seems to have other parallels as well.

From Webster's Online:
quote:com·etic
of or relating to a celestial body that consists of a fuzzy head usually surrounding a bright nucleus, that has a usually highly eccentric orbit, and that often when in the part of its orbit near the sun develops a long tail which points away from the sun

I especially like the part about the fuzzy head. And the highly eccentric orbit.

Ganesh

09:15 / 13.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Cherry Bomb:
I have the patent on the term, "fancy datey date," by the way..

So... are we still on for a fancy-free non-datey date, Wednesday?

Mourne Kransky

09:24 / 13.03.02

When I read Cherry Bomb's confessional words:I like to have a chat with my honeys before I put my tongue in their mouth , I felt the first sliver of suspicion glint in my heart...

Then I thought:
furtive kissing and touching? Ganesh won't be on for that. He would only do it in the street, to frighten the horses.

<sigh of relief>

Captain Zoom

09:41 / 13.03.02

I see.

So I'm not welcome, is that it?

Obviously I was a fairly sucessful single, as I'm married now. Maybe you all could stand to learn a thing or two from little old me.

(Backs off to stand with Margin Walker)

Cometic indeed.

Definitely giving me a fuzzy head.

Zoom.

Cherry Bomb

09:41 / 13.03.02

quote:Originally posted by The Haus of Horror:

Ah. I think I see the confusion. Cherry's "this should be elsewhere, I see" was a comment on her previous post, now edited to the above comment, as she was talking about singles as in the things one plays on a record player. She was not questioning the validity of this thread's location.

Correcto-mundo, sir. Though since the new Brandy song is about a breakup, perhaps Brandy could be in a singles frenzy and then it would fit. But I never actually took my thought process that far...

Cherry Bomb

09:41 / 13.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Lick my plums, bitch.:
no.

pornography, on the other hand...

Cherry, you've seen Boogie Nights, I take it?

It's only one of my favorite movies of all time!!

"Aren't you gonna take your skates off?"

"I never take my skates off."

quote: Roller disco's fine, no problemo... Be sure and wear your outfit, chica...

Rawrr! And just think, the song playing in that particular scene is by Melanie! It does seem apropriate.

Cherry Bomb

09:41 / 13.03.02

quote:Originally posted by ZoCher:
When I read Cherry Bomb's confessional words:I like to have a chat with my honeys before I put my tongue in their mouth , I felt the first sliver of suspicion glint in my heart...

Then I thought:
furtive kissing and touching? Ganesh won't be on for that. He would only do it in the street, to frighten the horses.

<sigh of relief>

Fear not, Zocher, I shall be a perfect gentle lady on my fancy datey-date tonight.

('Neshy yes we're still on - I'll be home by 4, call me!)

Mourne Kransky

19:03 / 13.03.02

Really worried now. He'd never let me call him 'Neshy... But then he won't let me put my Venus in his ear either.

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