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Check your head.

12:05 / 11.03.02

Human Virus Scanner

12:30 / 11.03.02

Apparently I suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams
(yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can
get are not enough.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat
hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't
make it good.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in
control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to
buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald
spot. Listen to CD's they don't
crackle.

Viruses you might suffer
from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your
hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the
waves! [repeat]

Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which
you can identify the source of every
ingredient, not the point of
manufacture.

Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming (80%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4
or more go out and do something
with your life.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant
robots would not make a good last
line of defence for Earth.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real
computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a
good thing."

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get
some fresh air. You should see a
doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially
dangerous, and patchouli smells like
cat piss.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one
button.

Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors,
away from the Bears.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

12:34 / 11.03.02

Hmm. There's more of that than I thought. Should I edit it out to not spoil anyone else's fun..?

pointless and uncalled for

12:38 / 11.03.02

Ye gods, I am a very sick man. Is there a doctor around here to proscribe me something for this?

I need drugs.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:40 / 11.03.02

quote:Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Never! Never, d'you hear me? Never!

We're The Great Old Ones Now

13:05 / 11.03.02

This test suffers from the 'inside the box' virus of questionable assumptions.

And it told me being British was a benign virus, and that I should buy a suit.

So I'm sulking.

13:06 / 11.03.02

It seems I have caught 95% of Sax's viruses. This is mighty strange...

Have you been sneezing at me online?

13:09 / 11.03.02

I'm a bit worried about that anti Britney attitude being thrown about on Barbelith, especially during this difficult time for her...

13:18 / 11.03.02

Apparently, I suffer from:

Sci-fi, Goth, Industrial, BBCB, Religion, British, Discordia, Politics, Brand Names, Hippyism, Conspiracy Theory, Environmentalism, Prog Rock

And possibly:

Pokemon (60%), USA (70%), Junkfood (95%), Japan (60%), Computer Games (90%), Macintosh (60%)

I guess I should get some of those looked at...

13:39 / 11.03.02

ZoCher - damn, I knew we should have been more careful:

And I have absolutely no idea what this means:

8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can
get are not enough.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:43 / 11.03.02

It means "the last time you played a computer game was back in 1986".

15:05 / 11.03.02

Only 60% likely to have the Pokemon virus... hope I pull through...

The Return Of Rothkoid

15:29 / 11.03.02

I did this a while ago, and was atrociously infected, apparently. Muchos goth.

And then, there was this: quote:Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.Ahem.

Goodness Gracious Meme

15:39 / 11.03.02

uh-oh, I seem to have been swopping fluids with Sax and/or ZoCher.

Worried now.