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Bear

07:32 / 11.03.02

Who to pick?

Britney

or

Will

Seems to be the day for Heat worthy news...

Don't you think Will left it a bit late to tell us?

And how about your Monday Conspiracy -

Where's the plane?

I think I get the award for the most pointless thread ever, seems a good way to finish

Sauron

07:40 / 11.03.02

News of the World Stating THe Bleedin' Obvious Exclusive #2:

Denzel- I'm Black!

Shortfatdyke

07:43 / 11.03.02

bear - saw the britney story this morning and thought of you!

Bear

07:59 / 11.03.02

hehe - nice one .. technically it does raise the odds of me and Britney getting together, you never know maybe she'll be sitting next to me on the train back to Scotland tomorrow....

Less searchable M0rd4nt

08:58 / 11.03.02

BLONDE WOMAN BREAKS UP WITH BOYFREIND

Page 2: Why did they break up? By our relationship correspondant

Page 3: A topless model who looks a bit like the Blonde Woman

Pages 4-8: An in-depth analysis of the Blonde Woman, and what the breakup says about modern femininity

Pages 9-12: Fashion supplement: What the Blonde Woman's handbag tells us about the breakup

Pages 13-14: A cut-out 'n' keep guide to the Blonde Woman's dating history

Page 15-18: Our astrologer reveals that the breakup was written in the stars

Page 18-20: Our medium reveals that Barbara Cartland predicted the breakup from beyond the grave!

On other pages: War, bombings, death, war, starvation, disease, war, etc but nobody Blonde has died recently so that's alright then.

Bear

08:58 / 11.03.02

Mordant you troll !! only kidding - but nobody wants to read about war! not when Britney is single and Will is gay ! But I'll let you off cause I just watched that cat link you posted.... " I can smell your brains"

alas

18:09 / 11.03.02

quote:They appeared singing and dancing wearing mouse ears.

and it sounds like such a firm basis for a relationship . . .

alas.

Trijhaos

18:13 / 11.03.02

Anybody think it may just be a way to get out of the lime light? You know, get everybody thinking that they broke up so they can have a private wedding?

Oh well, doesn't matter. As everyone knows Christina Aguilera is the true princess of pop.

Mourne Kransky

19:02 / 11.03.02

Justin's method of avoiding the limelight is less extreme than that of fellow Boy Band member Cosmonaut Lance.
Here am I floating round my tin can...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:59 / 11.03.02

quote:Originally posted by Trijhaos:
Anybody think it may just be a way to get out of the lime light?

I think it's more likely to be the reverse, if anything.

Except of course that Bear's intended would never stoop so low as to exploit her relationship troubles for publicity, and is probably pining away in her room e'en now.

Trijhaos

20:11 / 11.03.02

It was just a thought. I mean if I were somebody famous and my personal relationships were always being broadcast on the news, this is just the thing I would do. I'd publicly break-up with my intended and after the heat was off, we would fly off somewhere romantic and get married. See? The marriage is a secret, so there's no cameras around and no incriminating honeymoon videos.

Captain Zoom

20:12 / 11.03.02

Actually, lovely pop stars aside, that pentagon thing is pretty good. I hadn't given it much thought, but it really doesn't look like anything crashed into it, does it?

Zoom.

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