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What's up barbies?

 
 
Rage
12:49 / 17.06.10
It's been over a decade since I first posted here so I figured I'd see who was still around.

What kind of Barbie are you?

I am Rage Barbie. Rawr!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:44 / 18.06.10
Lionheart.
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:24 / 18.06.10
I am slacker barbie. My tangled hair proves a challenge for even the most skilled combs and brooms.
 
 
wicker woman
20:06 / 19.06.10
-cue.
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:42 / 23.06.10
Bar-Bell Barbie. Pumpin' iron.
 
 
Tsuga
00:42 / 25.06.10
 
 
Evil Scientist
06:39 / 25.06.10
So wrong, and yet so very right.
 
 
The Puck
08:29 / 27.06.10
A tentative returning 'lither

but defiantly a Hawaiian Barbie
 
 
astrojax69
09:35 / 27.06.10
astrobarbie, space cadet in training, me...
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
17:38 / 09.07.10
I am a shrimp, on top of a barbie.
 
 
Lionheart
23:33 / 27.07.10
I'm beheaded chicken Barbie.

Did I do this correctly? Was my joke funny? Did y'all get the reference? Did ya? Eh? Did ya?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:03 / 12.12.10
I am a free mason.
 
 
astrojax69
09:05 / 15.12.10
i was all set to pay for my mason, but free? i'll have you...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:41 / 04.02.11
Tsuga;

I have lno idea what drove you to post the above image.

But here's the thing; If you feel (correctly, I think) that society is against you, like no one understands, as if nobody is interested in your nightly, sexual horror show, consider this; that society may have been right in it's analysis.

That the jocks who picked on you at school may have had a point?
 
 
Lionheart
10:40 / 05.02.11
Cultist please! We all know (on some level anyways) that the device illustrated above is meant to train us all in the handling of the great many Cthulhu cocks which will spring abundant when the Old Ones return.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
13:28 / 05.02.11
That seems like quite a negative position, Lionheart.

Okay, recent events in global culture might suggest otherwise, but the Old Ones can be resisted still. You know, a bit.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
13:31 / 05.02.11
Actually, what am I talking about?

My brain is perhaps on its way to the dreaded new planet.
 
 
Lionheart
17:52 / 07.02.11
The Old Ones are, the Old Ones were, and the Old Ones will be

yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.95!

But wait! There's moaaaaargh!
 
 
stabbystabby
23:58 / 27.03.11
I'm a stabby barbie. Let's chat, rage barbie.
 
 
matthew.
05:28 / 03.05.11
I haven't posted since 2006. I was wondering where everybody went. Did people emigrate to another board, or just drift away?
 
 
Jack Fear
12:20 / 03.05.11
Entropy. Slow heat death of the universe. You know. The usual.
 
 
hachiman
14:53 / 03.05.11
No Kidding.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:18 / 08.07.11
'Entropy. Slow heat death of the universe. You know. The usual.'

So it had nothing to do with your antics, then, old man of the mountain? Old heaving, sweating cock of the cosmos?
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
09:01 / 11.07.11
I was all of you old timers. You're all awful, awful people. I'm writing my senator to propose legislation that will require the elderly to be harvested for their organs.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
20:47 / 22.08.11
I was the premature, and now a much more potential 'lither. That is, I'm more interested in Switchboard and Head Shop than the TV thread.
 
 
Laconic Verbosity
14:55 / 23.08.11
I'm a lapsed Barbie. Haven't been on in years. I'm hoping to violate relativity and become a time-lapsed Barbie. I let my exploration of the current lapse severely.

Very glad you're all still here.
 
 
Pyewacket The Elder
00:24 / 01.11.11
Everyone had had all the conversations about everything possible with each other and if noobs started threads on the subjects already discussed they were condescended to and made to feel like shitwipes so the forum died. tra la la la
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:20 / 02.12.11
Agreed. That was a huge mistake. Different people will have different talks about the same topic. "We already talked about this. Here, you have to read this entire thread first!" was off-putting and not friendly.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:34 / 03.12.11
Good thing it seldom actually happened except in your imagination then.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:14 / 04.12.11
Well, it seems other people also have that notion. So whether its true or just something perceived by a newcomer, it is something that needs to be considered and should have been considered long ago.

http://www.barbelith.com/topic/29002#post794717
 
 
Lousy
00:51 / 28.01.13
>>>Eh, can anybody tell me what the thing is in the gif. Tsuga posted?>>>
 
 
pony
18:34 / 30.01.13
That seems to be a shake-weight.
 
 
Tsuga
22:25 / 02.02.13
Shake weight is correct (but still so wrong)
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:23 / 11.05.13
Bumping Barbie
 
  
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