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Hightech insanity!

 
 
Mistoffelees
08:18 / 07.07.09
Technology these days is becoming more and more ridiculous.

In the newspaper this morning, I found an ad. It looked rather unappealing, it was a square filled with black and white squares inside squares and the kind of white noise like a TV screen in horror movies. It's called a "two-dimensional code."

The ad said, to photograph it with my mobile phone. It was an ad by Berlin's bus and train services. There were terms like QR-Code-Reader, GPRS, UTMS, "Keyword TAGREADER", SMS/powered by tagSOLUTE, downloadlink, dataloadtransfer, etc.

All that so I can get information on when the next train/bus is coming, and I'd have to pay "only a few cents" for it.

These cretins have got to be kidding me. I already pay for the ticket and now I have to know all these terms and have to take a picture with a mobile phone that "needs at least 2-megapixel resolution", only so they tell me when the next train is coming??

Only people out of a PKD novel could think of this idiocy.


What are your recent "wtfs" when confronted with the idiotic use of modern technology?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
10:34 / 07.07.09
'I'phones! In my day a phone was a massive lump of bakelite wired into the wall. You'd twist the dial round and if you were the lucky and the wind was blowing North-North-Easterly you might hear the croaky whispery hint of a friend or relative's voice in the ether.
Apps apps apps. There's a app for calculating tips. You know what we used to call that? A bloody calculator!
And people's trousers hang very low nowadays.
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:13 / 07.07.09
Mock all you want. But for the customer there is no use for this application in this situation.

At most subway stations they have these electronic signs that tell you when the train is coming, so it must be intended for buses and trams.

And the tram and bus stations already have the usual schedule. So it only makes sense, when the bus does not show up on schedule. That would be the only reason for people to use this thing.

And since it costs money, I can't help but wonder, what kind of crooks they are to find a way to make a profit from the buses not arriving on time.
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
11:41 / 07.07.09
Timely. Conversation from this AM regarding technology that is supposed to make our lives "easier" & "better":

"Sir... Can I interest you in a Starbucks Card?"

"Why would I want a Starbucks Card?"

"Well Sir, it's much more convenient than always worrying about carrying cash or change on you when you want a coffee. All you need to do is swipe the card and it's paid. You can even link your Starbucks Card to your debit or credit card to top it up..."

"Well, why don't I just use my debit card? That way I don't need to worry about having cash or change on me when I want a coffee."

"Well sir, with the Starbucks Card you just need to swipe, you don't need to enter a pin number..."

"OK... Let me get thie straight: You're telling me that your card is more convenient than cold hard cash, which I can spend anywhere... Is that what you're telling me? Isn't it really because if I have a Starbucks card I'll be less likely to go to Tim Horton's or Second Cup or somewhere else? Seriously now..."

"Well, no Sir! Think of it: First you need to go to the bank and take out the money. What if you lose it or someone robs you? A Starbucks Card is much better..."

I didn't have the heart to carry on. I had to walk away saddened by the conviction of this little twentysomething robot.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:18 / 07.07.09
Sorry Mist, I wasn't mocking you, I agree that it is pointless. I was mocking my own inevitable descent into obsolescence. There are better ways to use technology. But there will always be pointless fripperies as well.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
12:34 / 07.07.09
how could a newspaper possibly give you up to date information on unusual transit service conditions?

surely it's some kind of gimmick or test to see if people can be bothered getting it to work. otherwise it's the worst idea ever.

here in new york i'm still waiting for them to get more than 50% of the escalators working on any given day.
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:00 / 07.07.09
how could a newspaper possibly give you up to date information on unusual transit service conditions?

No, the ad was in the newspaper. These "two-dimensional codes" are on the timetables at the bus stations. You wonder, "why is the bus late again?", then you are supposed to notice that symbol and pay for taking a photo.

link to look at that symbol
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:42 / 07.07.09
Sweethearts! I love distrusting modernity as much as the next science fiction enthusiast, but let's try to think about the nice things, here.

We're looking at prototype stages, right? The Starbucks card is an early form of cashless, contactless payment. At the moment, it's corporate sponsored, because they can afford the infrastructure, just as the Oyster card system in London is a major public work. There's a bunch of other stuff going on a bit like this - children in the UK have a "Connexions card", which I think acts as an electronic wallet - it limits the amount of money fraud or theft can cost the child, makes it harder to steal, contains identifying data and the like. That's pretty scary - and it gets scarier if you kill the cash economy and tie payment to an ID card - but it's not scary because it might make it more likely that you would go too Starbucks. That's just the test - like Nectar cards aren't scary because they might make people more likely to shop at Argos.

In Finland, of course, cashless and contactless payment is already done using mobile phones, which seems altogether more sensible. You're already carrying a computer that can track expenditure; it does it when you make a phone call.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch - presumably the square barcode is a way to send a request for a text message with the information for that specific bus stop to the phone of people whose phones are not sufficiently advanced to go onto the Internet and request the information, right? That seems more service than sinister. And isn't it _quite cool_ that you can get that instruction out of an abstract pattern? Case in point - barcodes. They mean nothing unless you have a barcode reader, and then they communicate meaning. My Delicious Library install allows me to scan the barcodes of things I own into a library of virtual things I own. It's handy! Same token, my phone can scan barcodes and tell me whether I could buy whatever I am looking at more cheaply elsewhere. This is pretty standard implementation of a bunch of existing technologies - barcodes, Internet connections, Javascript - but it's imaginative, useful and actually pretty cool. Bottom line, that twisty square is just the equivalent in the outside world of clicking on a link - a single-action way to request information.

It's all pretty nice, really.
 
 
jentacular dreams
11:40 / 08.07.09
There's a similar service up my way, but instead of taking a photo, which then triggers your phone's browser (how is that low-tech?), you just text your bus stop reference number to a centralised SMS service no, which then replies telling you when the next bus is due (or possibly when a particular bus is due, I've never actually used the service myself as the buses I use are pretty regular).

I can see the squarecode-photo-link think being easier for those in the know and with the tech, but have to wonder how well the current version handles things like lighting conditions and raindrops.

My current technology grump is the HD flatscreen tv my dad's purchased. A) there's no need, and B) I have no idea how to work it. How come I feel like the old man while my dad's all gadgeted up? What does this portend for when I *am* an old man?
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
12:13 / 08.07.09
OK, OK...
I've proven time and time again that I'm a mistrusting, anti-corporate, old misanthrope technophobe. With or without good reasons.
I blame my reading of too much dystopian future stories and conspiracy websites.
Perhaps the fact that I haven't really embraced common tech (My cellphone is used to make outgoing calls and snap random pics, period) and seen firsthand the functionality and potential of service, I have a misplaced mistrust of that which "I just don't get."
I still believe that the potential for abuse of these technologies (OH NOES! THEY'RE COMMING TO TAG ME WITH RFID!) is great, and the fact that ultimately the control of these technologies lies in the hands of corporations, I tend towards paranoia.
Thank you, Only Nice Haus, for pointing out that not all tech is out to get us...
 
  
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