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Is It All Right To Be Attracted To Your Sister's Husband's Hamster In A Romantic Way ?

Alex's Grandma

00:47 / 25.04.09

The creature in question, Dianne, to you, is breaking my heart. I should tell her how I feel, I know ... well I have done, but it was difficult to know if she was listening, or just eating a chip, or something. Maybe I'll never be understood. Should I just shoot up this part of town?

Thoughts, etc.

Alex's Grandma

00:53 / 25.04.09

('Hamster' wasn't what I meant, at all)

Alex's Grandma

03:29 / 25.04.09

I guess I might have gone to the facilities on my chips a bit here.

Speedy

03:38 / 25.04.09

Well, what is it?

I'd love to be able to advise, but it's crucial that I know what sort of creature Dianne is. Guinea pigs, for example, have completely different temperaments. And I don't think shooting up things ever helps.

Anna de Logardiere

11:29 / 25.04.09

It's his sister isn't it? I remember that after my affair with Alec Baldwin I met his wife Kim Basinger's brother Skip Basinger and attempted to embark on a torrid affair. Sadly it turned out that what I had taken for a seductive battering of the eyelashes in my direction was simply a manifestation of Skip's battle with eye mucus. Well that's life.

Mistoffelees

11:52 / 25.04.09

Go for it. Or you will regret it for the rest of your life!

Alex's Grandma

18:45 / 25.04.09

Speedy;

It's a squid.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:36 / 25.04.09

I asked Deirdre (as in "Dear Deirdre" from the Sun)- she said if it's not actually related to you she's not interested.

"INCEST IS WINCEST" she yelled as she slammed the door in my face. "INCEST IS FUCKING WINCEST".

Alex's Grandma

21:18 / 25.04.09

That is not what the divine Miss Dianne said to me.

I'm a bit pissed off about this - I could be heading to the Big House for something like twenty years!

_pin

21:32 / 25.04.09

I always scan the title of this thread as "Is there a right way &c.?"

I suppose, if there is, that online is indeed the answer.

Red Concrete

23:19 / 25.04.09

For guidance in this matter, I'd suggest any Woody Allen film, particularly those with himself as the romantic lead.

One valuable lesson many have learnt the hard way: platonic relationships are impossible to maintain.

Speedy

07:37 / 26.04.09

I see. A talking squid, "whom" you're attracted to.

And just to be certain, by "attracted ... in a romantic way" you don't actually mean "wanting to eat it, battered and fried, with a chili dipping sauce", do you?

I want to help you.

Alex's Grandma

17:53 / 26.04.09

I know you do, mate, and I'm grateful. But I'm confused too. Is killing and then eating the inamorata du jour part of your romantic skill-set usually?

I'm in no position to comment on anyone else's hobbies, but it's quite a heavy thing to admit to, even on the web.

POST PHOTOS PLZ

You should shoot up in that part of town. It's for the best.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:55 / 28.04.09

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Tsuga

01:23 / 29.04.09

Things could get even uglier pretty fast if these 4chan references keep up.

Mistoffelees

06:38 / 29.04.09

I got sent this cropped photo by a well meaning source.

From the looks of it, that squid is about to squirt. Maybe it´s time for a P.I.?

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