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CELEBRITIES ONLY

  
 
Quantum
22:50 / 17.03.09
This is an exclusive thread for superstars only. It's sleb or GTFO I'm afraid, no paparazzi or unknowns.

Grab a glass of champagne and ask me about scientology, or maybe how great I was in Tropic Thunder with my ironic dancing. Stars welcome!
 
 
Proinsias
00:17 / 18.03.09
Spamming Barbelith eh?

Lets see how your little celeb function goes with spam everywhere shall we

  
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
05:17 / 18.03.09
I have a glass of champagne!!!

All right, fine. It's just a cheap beer.



Should I see myself out?
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:40 / 18.03.09
Pleb Power!

We´re crashing this thread and reclaim the booze from Cruise! Let´s do the Class struggle boogie!
 
 
Quantum
11:31 / 18.03.09
(Can I get some security in here please?)

Now listen, plebians, unless your internet names hide a famous face you're just not going to fit in here.
Mist, I've always suspected you were really David Hasselhof- is it true?
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:58 / 18.03.09
Damn! I´ve been found out!

Okay, clothes off and on the dancefloor, Tom! Party time, let´s grind.

  
 
Quantum
12:17 / 18.03.09
David! Oh, your name badge still says 'mistoffeles' when it should clearly say 'Hasselhoffeles', get your people on it while we sup champagne and dance the night away.

  
 
Eek! A Freek!
12:23 / 18.03.09
OOH! OOH! I'm In!
...
Now what to drink? I don't feel like alcohol...
 
 
Mistoffelees
12:34 / 18.03.09
I´d prefer to stay incognito. Recently, I made the mistake of not letting Mickey Cyrcus (sp?) enter my VIP lounge after a sold out (d´uh) concert, and if her fans catch me here, they´ll send bomb threats in my name to the NSA again.

Also, I still suffer from carnal tunnel syndrome, thanks to paying a surprise visit to a fan club in Memmingen, and am now typing with my hair. Changing usernames might lead to split ends.
 
 
Ticker
13:47 / 18.03.09
I'm not feeling like drinking. Do you have a bong? Maybe some rolling papers? Wait, what's in your teeth?

  
 
Mistoffelees
14:04 / 18.03.09
Is she daring him to munch on a bloody booger?
 
 
Ticker
14:11 / 18.03.09
RPattz is a dirty dirty boy and often requires grooming by friends and co-stars. Very unlike my bf Michael Angarano aka Oregano:

  
 
Closed for Business Time
14:20 / 18.03.09
STFU or I'll have Malkovich spank your naughty asses!
 
 
electric monk
14:43 / 18.03.09
It's just, um, so great. To see everyone here. Wonderful, really.
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:10 / 18.03.09
Anyone else want to jump in the pool?

  
 
Eek! A Freek!
17:42 / 18.03.09
Mistlehoff: You, um, look like you're strategically placed in front of the water jet in a pool, if you know what I mean.

XKristen: Gingerale, Grenadine, OJ and a cherry on top... Great after a nice bowl...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:35 / 18.03.09
carnal tunnel syndrome

At last, a fellow sufferer!
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:50 / 18.03.09
What can I say? I only have two hands!
 
 
Feverfew
19:00 / 18.03.09
I would have posted earlier, but, well, it's my day off.
 
 
Anna de Logardiere
19:52 / 18.03.09
Dance with me Broderick! You were stunning in Godzilla!
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:03 / 18.03.09
That movie was much better than Groverfield, and on par with Evolution.
 
 
Quantum
20:59 / 18.03.09
Matthew! So great to see you, I loved you in that Bueller movie but Inspector Gadget? Fire your agent.
 
 
Mono
07:14 / 19.03.09
Happy birthday, Mister President...
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:26 / 19.03.09
Ah yes, it´s Harvey Weinstein´s birthday today! Or were you talking about Egon Krenz, the last communist leader of East Germany?
 
 
Mono
10:53 / 19.03.09
Why Weinstein, of course, silly Davey! What kind of tinsletown tart do you take me for?

*mwaaah*
*mwaaah*
 
 
gu
22:01 / 19.03.09
My surname is Collins and therefore my nickname has to be Phil. If I take off my jacket, will I be allowed in?
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:31 / 19.03.09
Sure, Phil! Let´s do karaoke, I croon some of your tunes, you sing some of mine.

Why can't they understand the way we feel
They just don't trust what they can't explain
I know we're different but, deep inside us
We're not that different at aaaaaaaaall
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:29 / 20.03.09
A big clue on my real life name:


  
 
electric monk
04:03 / 31.03.09
Tom?

Tom, I, um. I painted something. For you.



I hope you like it.
 
 
Quantum
07:42 / 31.03.09
Wow, I love it! That's great! And now it's just us celebrities we can relax, drop the charade and discuss the Wall of Fire
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
05:27 / 27.04.09
I'm just glad I can put you all up on a screen and have my silhouette make fun of you with obscure pop culture references.
 
  
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