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Mistoffelees
19:25 / 03.12.08
Meanwhile, Kaba is 100 % placenta free. Tell all your friends!
 
 
grant
19:30 / 03.12.08
I am now going to post 8 pictures of the only chocolate drinks that matter.










Milo: The name derives from the famous Greek athlete Milo of Crotona, after his legendary strength.

Crunchy bits on top, when possible.

Ovaltine: Originally advertised as consisting solely of "malt, milk, eggs, flavored with cocoa", the formulation has changed over the decades (at one point containing irradiated yeast in the US), and today several different formulations are sold in different parts of the world.

Also, hip.

Both establish supernatural strength and satisfaction in their users.

We are not many, but we are strong. And pure. And good.
 
 
grant
19:34 / 03.12.08
AND RADIANTLY HEALTHY.
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:24 / 03.12.08
Anagrams of "ovaltine and milo" are

Dominant Veal Oil, Damn Volatile Ion, Deviant Lion Loam and Invalid Melon Oat.

Gross! No one should drink that.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:00 / 03.12.08
Stoatie's a $cilon, $toatie's a $cilon...

Fortunately I'm one of the hot ones.
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
21:36 / 03.12.08
Aaarrgh! Acronym! Acronym! Not anagram!!!!
(Red with shame)
...
...
Stoatie, I have no illusions that you wouldn't be. I saw those baby blues peaking flirtatiously over your Battletoad box at me...

And I hope that you all know that Count Chocula makes your milk chocolatey in the best way...
 
 
Anna de Logardiere
21:57 / 03.12.08
No Bill, you just suck. Like Yoohoo, Kaba, Nesquik and Ovaltine which all suck.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:12 / 03.12.08
Filthy lies.

The only sucking happening, is of the succulent kaba chocolate milk through the lucky straw. The chocolate reign of kaba is so supreme, you have to turn your mouth away from the straw to breathe.
 
 
Liger Null
00:04 / 04.12.08
Hey! They've got some of that Milo stuff in the Authentic Mexican section at work. I'll have to check it out.
 
 
iamus
00:22 / 04.12.08
KABA is built on DEATH.
 
 
iamus
00:45 / 04.12.08
But DEATH is DELICIOUS.
 
 
iamus
01:00 / 04.12.08
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:45 / 04.12.08
POLYSICS IS PEOPLE!!!
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:02 / 04.12.08
Et tu, Liger?!
 
 
iamus
10:34 / 04.12.08
MILO is NESTLÉ, and NESTLÉ are also DEATH.
 
 
iamus
10:34 / 04.12.08
Apparently.
 
 
iamus
10:36 / 04.12.08
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:11 / 04.12.08
kaba

=




Chocomel

=

  
 
iamus
12:04 / 04.12.08
Heath Ledger really let himself go, didn't he?
 
 
electric monk
15:14 / 04.12.08
Like Yoohoo, Kaba, Nesquik and Ovaltine which all suck.

One question: Which of the drinks listed in this thread has also lent it's name to a deadly variant of a deadly street drug, thereby lending said drink a cache of cool and attractiveness not found in the others?

One answer: Strawberry. Muthafuckin'. Quik.

Look it up if you don't believe.

"Game over, man! Game over!!"
 
 
trouble at bill
15:18 / 04.12.08
The chocolate reign of kaba is so supreme, you have to turn your mouth away from the straw to breathe.

there have actually been cases of Kaba drinkers not even having the willpower to disconnect to inhale. As their lungs slowly fill with choccytasticness they choke in ever greater ecstasy before expiring in a paroxysm of delerious delight. Death by chocolate milk. It's why we can't get it here in the UK. Crystal meth is candy compared to Kaba.
 
 
grant
17:22 / 04.12.08
Milo.

Yes, Liger Null, you should.

Be aware that some nations make it powdery and some make it crunchy, and the crunchy kind is better on vanilla ice cream.
 
 
grant
17:38 / 04.12.08
Also, "ovaltine and milo" anagrams include "love atom laid inn," which is a romantic place to stay in the future, and "avail tinned loom," which is a helpful place for metal fabrication.
 
 
grant
17:42 / 04.12.08
Also also, http://xrl.us/polysicschocomel vs. http://xrl.us/polysicsovaltine

WHO WINS?

We all win.
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:56 / 04.12.08
grant should be banned for spamming.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:18 / 04.12.08
Please to tell, of what does "Artificial Strawberry" taste?

(I am assuming it's not strawberry).
 
 
grant
20:32 / 04.12.08
Counterfeit fruit.

Nothing like the genuine malt of Ovaltine. Or Milo.
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:03 / 04.12.08
Please to tell, of what does "Artificial Strawberry" taste?

Reliable sources have confirmed that it tastes like sour stale soccer mom sweat.
 
 
StarWhisper
22:10 / 04.12.08
I've yet to sample any but one of these chocolate drinks.

I have, however, tasted Milo and I thought it was disgusting.

Can you even get Chocomel in England? If so, where?
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:11 / 05.12.08
Fortune favours the brave, but are you sure you want to push your luck? It might plummet into a pit of puke and take your precious palate along.

Choose wisely and pick up the right cocoa cup.
 
 
electric monk
14:32 / 05.12.08
Reliable sources have confirmed that it tastes like sour stale soccer mom sweat.

Mistletoffelees = Set LIES melt off

Please to tell, of what does "Artificial Strawberry" taste?

Victory. And also the Lord Jehovah's lip-gloss.
 
 
trouble at bill
15:36 / 05.12.08
Nesquick is made from the breast milk of poor women from the developing world. That is a fact.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
15:57 / 05.12.08
Reliable sources have confirmed that it tastes like sour stale soccer mom sweat.

the way you say that, it almost sounds like you think that's a bad thing.

Nesquick is made from the breast milk of poor women from the developing world. That is a fact.

I can't actually decide if this was or wasn't supposed to sound like a bad thing. is that one of those new "micro-enterprise" projects?

Please to tell, of what does "Artificial Strawberry" taste?

what? that's like asking what Red Kool-Aid tastes like. it tastes like food coloring and preservatives.

tasty food coloring and preservatives.

I'm a Quik fan. I haven't tried the other stuff because I live in an impoverished nation, America. I think we do have YooHoo here. I should overcome my fear and try some.

The other day there was no strawberry or chocolate milk at the deli so I ended up purchasing 'banana' nesquik. and even that was good.
 
 
trouble at bill
16:16 / 08.12.08
I can't actually decide if this was or wasn't supposed to sound like a bad thing. is that one of those new "micro-enterprise" projects?

That was wrt one of those old anticaptialist claims about Nestle which may or not have been true. They meant it as a very bad thing because the Nestle baby milk was allegedly to be less healthy than mom milk.

But I guess in theory it could have been a microfinance thing, had an evil global corporation not been involved! Here is an example of possible micro-enterprise on the part of lactating Swiss women. Sorry, it's a link from the Daily Torygraph site and I can make no claims as to its veracty or lack of!
 
 
Anna de Logardiere
18:53 / 10.12.08
BATTLEGROUND 59:

hit or miss

Argument pliz...
 
  

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