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Help me deal with my local neighbourhood crackheads

 
  

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Eek! A Freek!
17:11 / 27.02.09
Just be safe then...
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:09 / 27.02.09
Besides, the material fro my 'gritty urban realism' novel has to come from somewhere. ;>

I won't judge your literary tastes, but I alsways thougth "gritty urban realism" fit better in the newspapers than in a novel (but, then again, I always despised realism as a literary stile by default). Speaking from proxy experience, people who go after "gritty urban realism" just for the kicks end up being in the headlines of said newspapers. However, I say these things just to be on the safe side, for I assume you merely jest.

Anyway, yeah, as said above, just be safe. And buy locks for your doors (The expensive kind). And maybe a dog. Or a crossbow. If you get a gun, you'll most probably just hurt yourself. But if you get a crossbow, and show it around a lot (specially if you take the aforementioned dog along), the crackheads will just think you're a dangerous nutjob and leave you alone... possibly
 
 
trouble at bill
15:16 / 01.03.09
Fear not, good citizens of Barbelith! I shall be (as we say in this country) safe as houses. Crackhouses possibly, but houses nevertheless. (I'm not so sure about this crossbow thing, though!)
 
 
pony
19:48 / 01.03.09
DM forgot about curtains. Dogs are fucking useless without curtains. Go get some.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
19:59 / 01.03.09
Get a crossbow. And a leather body suit. And a teen sidekick.
 
 
Dead Megatron
02:26 / 02.03.09
Anything that makes you look crazy and/or dangerous. Even wearing your underpants over your pants can help.

But!... Keep in mind that this plan is basically a bluff. And bluffs do get called every now and then.
 
  

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