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Are you guys tripping balls? The Beetle sucks!
His antics are exactly the sort of material DC shouldn't be publishing if it wants to keep its head above water, in this new and harsher climate.
Has the Beetle ever howled like a maniac in the bins by a McDonalds car park? And what's his bodycount?
I'm guessing the answers are no, and zero. No wonder his series got cancelled.
I have an idea about how the franchise might be revitalised though. I see him in a stained trenchcoat, fretting through the American night. He'll have all the cash that Ted Kord used to, all the mystical powers, it's just that he won't be able to remember where he put them. Crazed with LSD, speed, cocaine and lager, the Beetle will embark on a terrible journey of re-discovery.
It won't be like any earlier iterations of the character
And it's less ridiculous than it sounds - Mark Millar has a career, after all. |
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