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The last week of life on Earth as we know it

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10:17 / 03.09.08

So, the Large Hadron Collider is to start up on September 10, and we will likely be swallowed up and destroyed by the black holes it will create.

Me, I've got some bottles of Cristal stashed away, plus not insignificant quantities of most illegal pharmaceuticals. I also have a marquee that will be pitched at a suitable spot on top of Primrose Hill, from where I'll watch the glitterati devour their own.

How do you plan to celebrate the end of the earth?

All Acting Regiment

10:25 / 03.09.08

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10:30 / 03.09.08

What, are you gonna build a model airplane? That's very... modest of you AAR.

ghadis

10:31 / 03.09.08

I'm going to be eating peoples brains like its going out of fashion. I can't wait!

All Acting Regiment

10:36 / 03.09.08

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10:37 / 03.09.08

Ipso facto, you're of the glitterati, ghadis? Are you in fact Amy Winehouse?

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10:39 / 03.09.08

I know I know! You're gonna seal all your orifices with glue and hunker down cradling your model airplane. Where's my prize?

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10:41 / 03.09.08

Lovely. Thanks, mate!

ghadis

10:42 / 03.09.08

I'm not but i will certainly be rolling with her come the 10th. I actually feel that this is my chance to shine. It's a shame it won't last longer than a few gore drenched hours though.

All Acting Regiment

10:42 / 03.09.08

If I put it into words, what I'm going to do, they'll try and stop me, you see?

All Acting Regiment

10:43 / 03.09.08

Aeroplane-man ... areoplane man ... he can do anything a B-17 flying fortress can ...

Glue can stick anything to anything.

But I say too much.

Nyeeeeaaaaaaowww! Nyyyeeeaaaaow!

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10:43 / 03.09.08

Who're "they"?

ghadis

10:45 / 03.09.08

As long as you film it on your I-Phone AAR. For any future generation that may lsadly survive in whatever form or other.

All Acting Regiment

10:49 / 03.09.08

Haus: They are trying to clip my wings!

Ghadis: You can check my black-box recorder.

Chocks away!

By the way, will someone please come over to mine and apply my transfers for me? There are spots on my fuselage which my aerofoils just can't reach.

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10:51 / 03.09.08

Please don't call me Haus. My head ain't big enough. Minions will do fer now.

My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

10:53 / 03.09.08

we set ourselves up with a great view of Cleveland for Y2K, hoping to see fires and things blowing up, and then all that happened was that cash register in Malaysia malfunctioned around 4 AM.

i guess the point is that i've been damaged, you see, by high hopes for the apocalypse in the past, so now i'm too tough inside to open up and feel hope like that. i'm going to stay home and watch buffy the vampire slayer on my computer.

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10:54 / 03.09.08

Dude, computers don't work inside a black hole!

Saint Keggers

12:33 / 03.09.08

When this thing goes super-nova the world will populated by the dead or the Dr.Manhattans.

Triplets

12:48 / 03.09.08

When this thing goes super-nova

You have a very interesting idea of what a blackhole is, Kegs.

Nyaaaaaaow!

No goddam black hole is gonna take me alive.

trouble at bill

13:23 / 03.09.08

After a delightful breakfast of raw eggs and champaigne, i shall be seen standing on the balcony of the posh mansion i will have taken over, wearing a neglige and toting a shotgun. Whereupon i shall declare... myself... the President... of this... (sob)... Quiet Earth

Saint Keggers

14:04 / 03.09.08

You have a very interesting idea of what a blackhole is, Kegs.

No. I have a very interesting idea of what happens when big science goes boom.

trouble at bill

14:07 / 03.09.08

is that sorta like when good science goes bad, only worse?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

15:14 / 03.09.08

Perhaps you'd like to sit down and watch this Sciences Gone Wild: Spring Break Edition DVD, bill. It might clear some things up.

Quantum

15:55 / 03.09.08

I'm gonna be listening to Radio 4 from a marquee at the top of Primrose Hill while snorting crank off hookers and quaffing absinthe, and desperately trying to learn to DJ before our certain doom by attempting to mix Konichiwa Bitches by Robyn and America by Razorlight. Wearing pajamas and a pith helmet.

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16:57 / 03.09.08

I'm afraid there's a CC. Rather steep one at that.

Triplets

18:15 / 03.09.08

I'm going to wander the city, kiss my same-sex best friend and then get into a double-suicide stand-off with the lovely Sandra Oh.

grant

20:13 / 03.09.08

I dibs the still-hot elementary school teacher.

Jackie Susann

22:02 / 03.09.08

If they would just start this thing four days early, I would never have to deal with turning 30.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

22:29 / 03.09.08

I'm going to wander the city, kiss my same-sex best friend and then get into a double-suicide stand-off with the lovely Sandra Oh.

Oh Don McKellar, you old scamp you!

Saint Keggers

23:17 / 03.09.08

Im going to take a few good friends, some good food and drink and have one hell of a last night on earth...

here:

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

23:32 / 03.09.08

I was just going to hang out, maybe get a chai latte, and then use my Kryptonian powers and super-intelligence to construct a city hanging protected for all time on the event horizon of the black hole.

Also, I have this rocket, see. Anyone got an infant to fire off to some other civilization?

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