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Who is the Antimorrissey?

Mistoffelees

18:50 / 23.08.08

A moment ago, I wondered if maybe it could be Stoatie.

Just think about it for a minute. Stoatie has (had?) bleached hair, but Morrissey doesn´t. Stoatie has a pierced nose, and again Morrissey does not. Morrissey doesn´t have a dog, doesn´t drink or smoke, does not live in London. He does not post on Barbelith (or does he?). Also, Stoatie does not know Michael Stipe on a personal level (or does he?).

But then I thought, wait a minute, isn´t Stoatie also a vegetarian? So that rules him out.

So who is it? Might it be Crispin Glover, He Kexin, John McClane, Natasha Bedingfield, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, or you?

My personal favourite: Paul Potts.

imaginary mice

21:07 / 23.08.08

But then I thought, wait a minute, isn´t Stoatie also a vegetarian? So that rules him out.

Also, I think it would have to be someone I never had a crush on.

Does that help?

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

07:19 / 24.08.08

No, actually. The anti-morrissey is clearly everyone I've ever met since 2005.

Mistoffelees

07:33 / 24.08.08

Also, I think it would have to be someone I never had a crush on.

Does that help?

Maybe. Did you never have a crush on Philip Glenister?

The anti-morrissey is clearly everyone I've ever met since 2005.

So anyone can be Antimorrissey? That is a vertiginous proposition, which puts a lot of possible powers on each of our shoulders. But what might those be? Maybe it only takes a secret word to trigger our very own Love Glove? Or maybe I´m just trying too hard?

imaginary mice

16:56 / 24.08.08

Maybe. Did you never have a crush on Philip Glenister?

I didn't, but he’s English. Surely the Antimorrissey would be one of those pesky foreigners, who have flooded into this country and are now roaming the streets of, erm, Knightsbridge.

Mistoffelees

17:04 / 24.08.08

So you think it might be Madonna or Amy Winehouse?

astrojax69

09:53 / 25.08.08

cunningly, might it not actually be morrissey?

either that, or it's grant.

Ava Banana

11:10 / 25.08.08

Well I have a bit of a crush on Philip Glenister, so what does this signify for me in the anti-Morrisey scheme of things?

Mistoffelees

14:27 / 25.08.08

cunningly, might it not actually be morrissey?

I thought many people were of the opinion, that Morrissey was already full of himself, so how would there be room for the Antimorrissey?

Eek! A Freek!

14:33 / 25.08.08

I was under the impression that Morrissey was the Antinugent...

grant

15:58 / 25.08.08

either that, or it's grant.

Good times.

For a change.

Mistoffelees

17:41 / 25.08.08

I see some mosaic of the Antimorrissey forming here, like one of those pictures that is composed of hundreds of photos. Could there be a tiny Antimorrissey in all of us, soaking the Union Flag in boiling water and burning tea leaves?

Shrug

18:23 / 25.08.08

Kathreya from Big Brother?

Haha, that reminds me Arrested Development. Buster was swimming in the sea and someone shouted "Watch out for loose seal!" And of course he misheard the name of his mother/girlfriend and the seal got him good.
And now we have it - Liza Minnelli is the Antimorrissey. It´s so clear to me now!

Or it might be Heidi Klum´s husband?

astrojax69

03:31 / 29.08.08

I thought many people were of the opinion, that Morrissey was already full of himself, so how would there be room for the Antimorrissey?

ahh, but there's the cunning.

he's actually therefore entirely non-existent, with morrissey and anti-morrissey cancelling each other out, but causing havoc with the massive energy released everywhere he/not-he goes. probably causing half of all global warming...

no, wait, it is grant after all...

Mistoffelees

07:04 / 29.08.08

he's actually therefore entirely non-existent, with morrissey and anti-morrissey cancelling each other out, but causing havoc with the massive energy released everywhere he/not-he goes. probably causing half of all global warming...

Morrissey is rocking Austin Osman Spare style!

The deepest secret is always hidden even though it be displayed openly to the public or cried from rooftops.
- AOS

no, wait, it is grant after all...

Incriminating evidence to be found here.

grant

14:01 / 29.08.08

No, Mamma. Let me go.

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