I have to admit, the mandate for this thread is diametrically opposed to what I want from my cartoons...
Give me reverse-harem high school comedies! Give me thousand foot tall pink tennis player robots that get delivered in heart-covered blister packs! Give me lesbians that turn into cars!
Give me near-incomprehensible apocalyptic Oedipal nightmares, give me children who have to shout out their special moves as they execute them, give me comic relief animal mascots, give me bell peppers on underwear, give me parents that turn into pandas, give me mecha with surf boards that fight using rainbows that turn the enemy into salt, give me detachable mind-controlling pig tails, give me twelve thousand year revenge missions, give me death threats to showrunners, give me bass-playing Vespa riding alien girls, give me gods that take the form of TV game shows, give me teenagers who unwittingly form after school clubs full of aliens, time travellers and espers, give me students who get hassled to do homework while playing World of Warcraft because their teacher is in their raiding party, give me spirit archers who specialise in sewing and embroidery, give me fourteen year olds in berserker freak-outs, give me TV-headed big brother substitues that sprout from hormone-addled pubescent male foreheads, give me partnered zombie teens who have to swap forearms with each other in order to activate their powers, give me bread that sends you back in time, give me cats used as mediums for interstellar communication, give me a Desolate Land of Wind and Hungry Ghosts populated exclusively by mask-wearing Spaniards, give me mile long insects that hatch in suns, give me heroes who punch the bad guys so hard that it knocks a hole through space-time, give me Warriors of Love, give me ten mile high hermaphrodites whose thousand-eyed forehead vaginas get penetrated by giant robots that are crucified on the Tree of Life!
Give me sentient beards! Give me Buster Beam! Give me Bankai!
But most of all... GIVE ME DRILLS!! |