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Give up your dreams! Settle down! Get a good job! Be a good boy!

  
 
Foretold Soldier
21:14 / 16.08.08
I am OUTRAGED, my friend who was a mentor to me when i was 12-15 gave up EVERY THING he was about. He hooked up with a Christian (which if you knew him, he was ANTItheist to a point where he would usually ignore any female who said the words "I AM A CHRISTIAN") and after a long bout of unemployment is going to work at a FACTORY bottling RAGU...

So sad to see a boy give in so young. Life is over ay?
 
 
HCE
21:18 / 16.08.08
Your friend sounds awesome. Tell him I send him a hi-5 and am so glad all this stuff I've been hearing about the youth of today being shiftless, self-important slobs is untrue.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
21:20 / 16.08.08
Yeah, but he doesn't really achieve cool until he works at a mannequin factory.
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:59 / 16.08.08
How old is he? What is RAGU? What exactly did he give up?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
22:01 / 16.08.08
RAGU is a SAUCE. IT IS A SAUCE FOR PASTA. It is a pasta sauce.
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:10 / 16.08.08
So what is so wrong about pasta sauce? The OP needs to elaborate.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:34 / 16.08.08
I have deleted the original contents of this post due to sheer exhaustion.
 
 
Tsuga
22:45 / 16.08.08
Yes, Foretold Soldier. Life is over.
Ragu ruins yet another life...
  
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:47 / 16.08.08


OF DEFEAT.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
23:22 / 16.08.08
Sheer EXHAUSTION, Randy? Maybe you need some DINNER to REVITALIZE your BODY ENERGIES! Like maybe some pasta with pasta sauce and little button mushrooms, maybe some parmesan cheese?

BODY ENERGIES are important!
 
 
pony
00:41 / 17.08.08
I am OUTRAGED, my friend who was a mentor to me when i was 12-15 gave up EVERY THING he was about. He hooked up with a Christian (which if you knew him, he was ANTItheist to a point where he would usually ignore any female who said the words "I AM A CHRISTIAN") and after a long bout of unemployment is going to work at a FACTORY bottling RAGU...

So sad to see a boy give in so young. Life is over ay?

I love this OP. I'm not even going to read the rest of the thread. It's so good.
 
 
Mistoffelees
06:26 / 17.08.08
Don´t make me hungry.
 
 
Evil Scientist
09:29 / 17.08.08
He hooked up with a Christian (which if you knew him, he was ANTItheist to a point where he would usually ignore any female who said the words "I AM A CHRISTIAN")

And did not the greatest songstress and sage of our time Paula Abdul say:

"Opposites attract."

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Quantum
11:46 / 17.08.08
So sad to see a boy give in so young.

The rest of us must fight the good fight without him I suppose.
Christian Pasta Sauce claims another victim, WHEN WILL IT END?!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:27 / 17.08.08
Do they dress up as cats when they bottle the ragu?
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:02 / 17.08.08
I am reminded of the wonderful comic "Steven". There often was an alcoholic cactus running around, shouting for more sauce.
 
 
Evil Scientist
15:06 / 17.08.08
More importantly, what do they dress up as when they bottle the cats?
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:45 / 17.08.08
 
 
Char Aina
04:04 / 18.08.08
he would usually ignore any female who said the words "I AM A CHRISTIAN"

That's not actually a character trait, by the way. That's one of several cover-triggers planted by a freelance black ops team in the late seventies to facilitate infiltrations and withdrawals.

Did your friend watch Charlie's Angels when he was younger? Specifically the episode, 'The Jade Trap'?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:47 / 18.08.08
 
 
Evil Scientist
14:58 / 18.08.08
Ahh, our last Barbe-meet. I remember it well.
 
 
Triplets
15:56 / 18.08.08
Don't tell him about Pastafarians, for the love of Anti-God!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:54 / 18.08.08
In b4 "blind religious bigotry ftw!!!"

Erm, sorry, not sure what happened there. Right, yes. Back to the topic. Your friend. You should kill him. Say the internet made you do it. Sure, in the climate of fear created by your act of hideous violence, draconian measures may be brought into place to stop really stupid people using it, but in the long run we may look back and realise they were actually for the best.

Also, cocks.
 
 
Janean Patience
19:14 / 18.08.08
And did not the greatest songstress and sage of our time Paula Abdul say: "Opposites attract."

Once again, Abdul gets the credit while MC Skat Kat, who articulated the ways in which opposites attract twice as ably as she did, is blithely ignored.

He should be doing American Idol.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:54 / 18.08.08
Ew! Cat scat can give you BRAIN parasites, Janean.
 
 
Evil Scientist
21:25 / 18.08.08
C'mon Janean. She made the bed and he stole the covers.

That right there was a perfect sum-up of their musical partnership.
 
  
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