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Amusing spam

 
 
tusho
18:05 / 29.07.08
(I didn't find anything relevant on a search for this, please point me to this thread if it already exists.)

Worm out right now!!!

Die einzige Verpflichtung, die Napoleon auf sich nahm, war die sofortige Entfernung der franz?sischen Truppen von dem ?sterreichischen Boden. Dieser Pressburger Friede war in der Tat f?r Oesterreich so ung?nstig, dass Graf Stadion mit Recht denselben «Capitulation» Oesterreichs nennen konnte.
 
 
Liger Null
18:43 / 29.07.08
I can't read German, what does it mean? Or is that part of the joke?
 
 
COG
19:05 / 29.07.08
"Polar Bear Finds Yoga Great For Flexibility, But Murder On The Balls"
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:20 / 29.07.08
The only obligation that Napoleon took upon himself was the immediate removal of the French troops from Austrian land. This Peace of Pressburg for Austria was indeed so disadvantageous, that Count Stadion could rightfully call it Austrian´s surrender.
 
 
trouble at bill
12:34 / 30.07.08
This is a scam spam; long, but try to take the trouble to read it because it's priceless!


Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) Plot 555 Misau Street PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service
Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234
(0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
mailto:tip@nasrda.gov.ng
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:51 / 30.07.08
You have to give them credit for imagination don't you.
 
 
tusho
18:14 / 30.07.08
I can't read German, what does it mean? Or is that part of the joke?

Pretty much. Of course, it had an image with the actual text and link...
 
 
juju eyeballs
19:31 / 30.07.08
A couple of years ago I got loads of spam promising me amazing midget tossing. In fact, during that period, almost all the spam I received were midget-oriented.
Now I don't get any spam, oddly enough, as I don't use spam filters or anything of the sort.
And that scam mail is a refreshing take on the nigerian prince scam. I too want to work with astronautics.
 
 
tickspeak
20:41 / 31.07.08
TITLE
Michelle Obama shows her warmer side

CONTENT
Be amazed at how easily you can add inches to your organ.


It goes on from there.
 
 
SBN-1
09:51 / 01.08.08
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Papess
23:50 / 27.02.09
Greetings.

so you look to Design
feel pressure to be
you were informed

Sincerely, Angelica Self.


Seriously. Not even a link to some porn or Viagra pushers.
 
 
Lugue
13:25 / 28.02.09
Come on, that one's lovely!

I'm all about the mysterious spam machines that seem to eat stories up and throw up Dada advertising poetry:


"No," arrange reward repeated Noirtier; shiny "No." shear Valentine raised he "I spoon do not at understood all wonder at collar it--one softly cannot think of

and:

"Ma foi! hang monsieur, you float have test behavior touched upon a tender cheerful "Were scary hide they, forgiven then, so necessary?"

for, I think, pharmaceuticals. My Viagra spam, in the same vein, seems to be an ongoing on a "Tommen", swords, the son of a lion, a Temple of the Graces and a Beardless John Betley. I try not to think about it.
 
  
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