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Missed Connections

 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:54 / 25.07.08
Thanks for helping us into town(on the 192) Had a nice chat I lost your Mobile Number clothing was saturated by the Time I got to Victoria destroying all my tickets and the card with your Mobile Number
and I'd like to see you again ASAP and we can continue where we left off.
Last saw you hurrying to a Job interview in town.and Haven't a clue where you live guessing the Grove estate?
If you know (Name)'s address or mobile number Please email us Thanks


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i rang O2 customer service about a complaint
i think it was a manchester accent (not to sure)
but whoever i was talking to had a lovely voice and accent i think her name was lesley

if this is you. id like da have a wee chat

Thank you

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Hiya, this maybe a long shot, but i really like you. Lets just be friends . I think you work at Poundstretchers in Cheetham hill. Im the guy with the beighy coloured jacket.
Reply, ur the one that got the most beautiful skin, long straight brunnete hair, and an awesume body. I would love to talk, be friend and even take you to nice places. i know u like me too, cus our eyes always meet. Respect
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:03 / 25.07.08
I'm not entirely sure, btway, whether this (reposting missed connections entries found on various websites) is actually funny or not. If not, feel free to delete the thread, obviously.
 
 
trouble at bill
13:57 / 07.08.08
i'm leaning towards feeling it's slightly sinister but there certainly seems to be a 'market' for this sort of thing if the various free newspapers of London town are anything to go by. But while I'm not claiming to be the most socially adroit person on the planet, i just can't get this stuff at all. I mean, I didn't even realise one was allowed to talk to a stranger in an urban setting, never mind flirt with it. Still, whether sinister, silly or just downright inexplicable, all this stuff would make a great subject for a play or an arty film, I suspect.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:02 / 07.08.08
Oh, I love Missed Connections. They're so odd.
 
 
trouble at bill
15:26 / 11.08.08
You mean odd in a nice way? Well, each to their own. I still find it odd in a disturbing way. But that's nothing...

...for if putting an ad in the 'I Saw You' column of a local paper or on-line equivalent isn't alarming enough, I learned yesterday about this character who saw a gal on a train and created a website about her. What's more, he found her! The site's still up, it's this one here if you'd like to see how he did it. (It's got an update at the top, rather than at the bottom, somewhat confusingly. However, you can ignore the bid for secrecy as one of the London rags published what allegedly happened - amazingly the poor wretch did actually go out with him for a bit but now they are no longer together. They are apparently still friends but then I think I'd be scared not to stay friends someone capable of all that, frankly.)
 
 
Triplets
18:01 / 11.08.08
He has the handwriting of a serial killer
 
 
trouble at bill
13:43 / 19.09.08
Now despite all I said above, I may have to eat my words! Because I've found this on another board and it is really rather touching, I think:

I know this is a long shot, but I think I'm in love.

Downstairs in **** last night a beautiful drug fucked boy gatecrashed my friend's birthday. When I went to speak to him, my friend pulled - literally PULLED - me back and said: "Don't you dare speak to that drug fucked boy, haven't you got any self awareness?"

And when I turned around, he was gone.

Are YOU that drug fucked boy? Do you know that drug fucked boy? Where's my drug fucked boy?

He had (beautiful) brown hair, a grey hoodie and the most dashing dark circles round his eyes, surely planted by angels.


It's just so sweet, and so decadent. Bless.
 
  
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