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Ask Jenna Elfman

 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:22 / 21.07.08
Dear Jenna,

I heard that your father was a half-elven ranger. Did you inherit his +1 THAC0 w/longbow, Language Proficiency: Elven, or infravision?
 
 
Mistoffelees
06:26 / 21.07.08
Is you being a Scientologist in any way connected to you getting a role in Jason Lee´s series My Name Is Earl?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
19:38 / 21.07.08
I don't think that's a very respectful question, Mist. I don't think I have to answer a question that is asked without respect.
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:53 / 21.07.08
I have to answer a question

That reminds me, I haven´t done the Barbequiz yet today!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:32 / 22.07.08
Qalyn: You know, it's great to have a chance to talk about this. I was doing an interview for the Los Angeles Sun last week, and we had this whole thing where I was talking about THACO, and he thought I was talking about tacos, and he ended up asking whether it was difficult to be a hispanic American in Hollywood, and whether that was why I'd changed my name. It's a crazy city, you know?

A lot of people know that I'm Danny Elfman's niece, but I think fewer people know that I am a direct descendant of Thranduil, King of Mirkwood. Butala is actually an elf name from, like, Croatia. I'm just really glad that I live in a country where, regardless of your race, your appearance or the kind of life-enhancing religious group and self-realisation academy you might belong to, you can be a success.
 
 
Ruobhe
12:52 / 07.08.08
WorriedAboutFinals writes:
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Dear Jenna:

This upcoming week I'll have the final exams to get to high school. I haven't studied for none of them and do not plan to, but if I fail at any of these test I'll reprove this grade. Can I pray for Xenu to plague the teachers with something mean, that would give them temporal insanity so I can pass this grade? I tried to ask other deities without any success, so you got my vote if you can give them at least a teensy ebola virus.
Yours truly:
WorriedAboutFinals
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:02 / 07.08.08
At this point, Ruobhe, I'm counting the days until I can become Doctor Manhausan's CGI Dinkle, so I may not be the best person to advise you.
 
  
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