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Fisting black people

Fist Fun

08:52 / 08.06.08

I was in the pub the other day listening to some music. Some guy passed by and fisted my friend who is black. You know when go to shake hands but you just knock fists.

Apparently people do it to him randomly in clubs.

Why do people do that?

Evil Scientist

09:12 / 08.06.08

This needed a whole thread to itself did it?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:17 / 08.06.08

Oh God.

Yes, Ev. Sci., the double meaning of the verb "to fist" is so painfully hilarious that it required a thread all of its very own. Especially when coupled with those terribly funny black people! Ho ho!

Get bent, Buk.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:22 / 08.06.08

I agree entirely with Mordant.

Also,

Fist Fun

09:26 / 08.06.08

I'm being serious. People randomly walk up to him and fist him in nightclubs. It actually happens.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:32 / 08.06.08

Look, just FUCK OFF you unfunny little berk.

Fist Fun

09:37 / 08.06.08

I'm being serious.

It just strikes me as funny that random strangers think it is ok to come up and fist him. It happens quite a bit.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:44 / 08.06.08

Obvious troll is obvious.

Fist Fun

09:50 / 08.06.08

I'm not trolling. This actually happens. Just wonder why people think it is ok to do that. My mate quite likes it but it just seems weird that people think it is ok to fist a random stranger just because they are black.

Haus of Mystery

10:28 / 08.06.08

Shut up forever.

Lock thread? Burn it?

ghadis

10:55 / 08.06.08

It is all a bit odd. Isn't Buk a bit of an old timer with a few posts beneath his belt? Has his suit been highjacked by a prick or is he just drunk and feeling a bit like a prick?

Fist Fun

11:12 / 08.06.08

Not trying to be a prick, Ghadis. I just thought the whole fisting thing was rather curious. Like I didn't know how I would feel if random people felt they could just come up and fist me just because of who I am.

Phex: Dorset Doom

11:31 / 08.06.08

Buk, care to have the balls to put the hi-larious play on the word 'fist' aside for a second and explain why this immensely stupid thread, which you know for certain will be deleted and get you banned, is preferable to just stopping visiting this site? What's the benefit here? Or, if you haven't said balls to let your armor down for just a second can we add 'coward' to the list of reasons to ban you alongside 'racist' and 'prick'?

Fist Fun

11:48 / 08.06.08

It is just something I noticed and thought I would discuss. I would never fist a stranger but apparently it happens a lot. It is meant in a friendly way but I dunno...

ghadis

12:11 / 08.06.08

But it's not about the subject matter though is it Buk. It's the way you've presented it, you surely know that. You're not thick, you've been around for a few years on Barbelith. I guess there may be a semi-interesting thread buried deep inside the idea of the thread somewhere but you know this is not the way to go about it.

Fist Fun

12:22 / 08.06.08

Well let's just keep to the subject matter in hand.

Does anyone have any thoughts on fisting strangers? It is like some people feel it is ok to do that... but not to anyone only to black people. Is that good/bad/neutral? Racist?

Haus of Mystery

12:31 / 08.06.08

That's hilarious. No really it's a great joke. Keep going.

Wanker.

12:34 / 08.06.08

Does anyone have any thoughts on fisting strangers?

: )

Phex: Dorset Doom

12:55 / 08.06.08

So Buk, how about a status report? How's this hilarious thread going so far? Is the ironic play on the word 'fist' (that is, penetration of the vagina or anus with one's hand, misinterpreted for comic effect to mean the bumping of hands used as a greeting by some people) everything you imagined it to be?

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