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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

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09:47 / 06.06.08

A manual pump is useless (I was thinking: explosive zombies!!!), so I'll take the cheap speakers, make them play Michael Jackson's Thriller and, while the zombies are distracted dancing, I'll make a run for it.

30 pounds of super-glue, a living guide-dog, and the keys to a secret military underground base/lab that is located in Utah?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

10:37 / 06.06.08

You didn't shout ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

14:01 / 06.06.08

Ooops

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAPOOOOOCALYPSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phex: Dorset Doom

14:43 / 06.06.08

And you didn't post the cover of a metal album. The rules are there for a reason.

14:53 / 06.06.08

Clearly the 30lb of glue. If they're running zombies you can spray it in their faces and blind them, if they're your trad shambling zombies a coating on the floor will set in time- this will create an amusing zombie fixed pose diorama, so behind your fleeing party will be a trail of stuck zombies moaning confusedly, har har har. What's an Armageddon without comedy zombies? Shit, that's what.

Your choice is from-

A case of Jack Daniels
A case of briefs
A case of screaming herpes caught from a goat

ZOOOMMMBIEEE AAAAPOOOCAAALYYPSE!

14:55 / 06.06.08

(PS- yes, that is an album named 'Bondage Goat Zombie', it is the seventh album by the band Belphegor as any fule kno)

Phex: Dorset Doom

15:38 / 06.06.08

Dude. Brutal.

Hmm, Herpes has been known to cause a variety of neurological disorders, which may disrupt the functioning of the Solanum virus that causes the reanimation of the dead. However, a Zombie Apocalypse is no time for experimentation, biological or... otherwise.
Though the briefs have an obvious practical purpose the Jack' is a veritable Swiss-Army liquor, the bottles can be smashed into cutting tools, the liquid can be used to start fires (see upthread for my notes on using fire against the infected) and in the barter-economy likely to develop during a level 3 to 4 outbreak a canny survivor can trade the otherwise useless liquid for important survival equipment. Or mix it with Coke and pretend to be Slash.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

This is a special round of Zombie Apocalypse, in which you don't choose an object, but a survival-buddy to be tethered to you (possibly by intestines) for the duration of the outbreak.
The choices are: Adam Sandler (American Comedian), Ludacris (Rapper) or Richard Dawkins (biologist and author).

16:44 / 06.06.08

Richard Dawkins, I think.

'This is what your precious Science hav led us to' I'd say to him, probably, as I ran away, leaving him to face the advancing zombie hordes.

I might well add, over my shoulder, that he was a buster.

Phex: Dorset Doom

18:27 / 06.06.08

Stop trying to make 'buster' happen...

19:05 / 06.06.08

It can't be stoppped, I fear.

00:03 / 07.06.08

You mean Buster as in...

Anyhow, back to the practical and potentially life saving tips for that all important question:

You have either

a) 4 foot inflatable Dalek
b) Giant Toblerone from last Christmas
c) One very dead lucky bamboo plant

They're coming through the walls! What you gonna do?

00:34 / 07.06.08

All right, go on then; the dalek.

It's inflatable weapon would remain a source of amusement in post-cataclysm supermarket queues of the future, when there probably wouldn't be much else to smile about. Although fans of this kind of thing might see the same sort of results if they put 'un baguette' very much at the front of their shopping trolley, and began to push in.

Muttering, or even shouting 'Exterminate!' isn't necessary, but it'd be advised, all the same. Whether you're in charge of a blow-up dalek or a French stick, it's always the right thing to do.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

It's a notional celeb house so; David Blunkett, David Blunkett's lover, or David Blunkett's dog.

The Ghost of Tom Winter

22:52 / 07.06.08

David Blunkett's dog. It'd be nice to have a non-speaking companion who won't whine about the encroaching doom. Plus he'd be an alarm in case the zombies sneak up on me.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!

You find:

1.) A carton of cigarettes (200 cigarettes)
2.) Steal-toed boots.
3.) An anti-gravity gun with only 1 shot left.

02:16 / 09.06.08

GUN.

SHOOT SELF.

FLY! KILL ZOMBIES!

Even little ones.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

1. can condensed milk.

2. jar cocktail olives.

3. 5-lb. bag sugar.

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