BANNING THREAD - Fungus of Consciousness

15:13 / 07.04.08

I'm going to do everyone a favour (inclding myself) and get the petition going to have myself banned for being totally unsuitable for Barbelith.

Look up anything I've ever written, and people's responses to it, for evidence in support of such a ban.

15:17 / 07.04.08

1) Click on your profile.

2) Enter a random string of characters into the password field, and enter a bogus email address in the email field.

3) ?????

4) Profit!

15:20 / 07.04.08

Autobahn FTW.

15:22 / 07.04.08

Yeah. This was the only square missing on my Douche Bingo card.

15:29 / 07.04.08

Like Mordant says, if you actually want gone from here, you can scramble your own password. Or you can PM me with your login and password, and I'll do it for you.

That's if you actually want to. It's far more likely that you're posting this to gain attention and validation of your pathetic little troll existence, but hey. If you want gone, you won't be responding, you'll be doing one of the two things I just suggested, and we'll never have to read new shit from you again.

A validation of my "pathetic little troll existence" would acknowledge that I am a troll. Which, I thought, was a 'bannable' offence?

If you want gone, you won't be responding, you'll be doing one of the two things I just suggested, and we'll never have to read new shit from you again.

Haha! Oh, Randy, you're such a kidder!

Ding.

So that's a no, then.

Peter, I think Randy's question/accusation deserves a fair response. So what's it gonna be? If you want out - there's the door. The keys are in your hand.

15:34 / 07.04.08

X-post. You schmuck.

15:35 / 07.04.08

Hey, I'm not the one who wields that ban hammer. It's not for me to say whether I should or shouldn't. I was just sparing others the embarrassment of tossing it up and potentially being rejected....

Evil Scientist

15:36 / 07.04.08

Chicken.

15:38 / 07.04.08

Well, you've stated many a time that "this might not be the best place for me to be", so why not take the consequence of that and just jump ship? It's oh so easy... Might actually invest you with a shred of integrity, if only post mortem.

15:38 / 07.04.08

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

15:38 / 07.04.08

Fungus -- You're boring me. You're being boring. You're boring.

15:42 / 07.04.08

I'm not a moderator in this part of the board, but if I were I'd be locking this and letting it sink right about now. The intention behind it is pretty clear.

Attention-seeking dipshit.

15:42 / 07.04.08

Sure, but before I go, my final word, you can cut into my headstone,

"Never called anyone names.
Lost his temper at times.
Tried his best"

Randy,

I asked you in private to ban me, after you told me I could, and then you swear at me. I'm trying to do you a favour!

I'll ask someone else instead.

You have to PM me WITH YOUR LOGIN AND PASSWORD if you want gone. As I already said. A command to "push the button" doesn't make anything happen.

I'll do ya Fung! PM me your login!

It's not for me to say whether I should or shouldn't.

Take responsibility for yourself, ffs. If you don't want to give Randy or Mordant the satisfaction, I'll do it. As would, well, let's just say more than a few other mods.

15:45 / 07.04.08

Dude, it's a message board. Banning does not equal death. Password-scrambling does not equal suicide. You could make a case for an exile to far-off lands metaphor, but it seems a bit pointless to have any hand-to-forehead moments.

15:46 / 07.04.08

No. I've upset quite enough people. I going to shake off this Barbeloid coil.

Evil Scientist

15:46 / 07.04.08

but it seems a bit pointless to have any hand-to-forehead moments.

Unless your hand is moving really fast, in which case go ahead.

15:46 / 07.04.08

15:48 / 07.04.08

I don't see any movement, Stoatsy. Or is it just too fast for the human eye to catch?

15:48 / 07.04.08

I'm waiting for us to all burst out into an all-gothic rendition of "The Sound of Music."

15:52 / 07.04.08

Just waiting for the cocktail to work. Hope it isn't as painful as they say it can be.

Goodbye cruel board!

15:53 / 07.04.08

One down, how many to go?

15:53 / 07.04.08

God this takes a while....

I don't see any movement, Stoatsy. Or is it just too fast for the human eye to catch?

'twas the thread that was moving too fast. At the time of posting, I wasn't aware movement was required. Though come to think of it, Cap'n Picard wanking off his own bald head is something none of us really need to see, surely?

And sadly, it's now something my mind's eye will never be able to unsee.

Evil Scientist

As a wise man once said:

Sets watch.

"Never called anyone names.
Lost his temper at times.
Tried his best"

Is Fungus "an hero" yet?

Because, quite frankly, I'm busting for a piss.