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Quick warning - Clocks!

Fist Fun

11:38 / 30.03.08

Everyone, quick warning. Was listening to the news last night, and some woman told me to make sure that I put my clock forward. I did, and it fell of the mantelpiece breaking it.

Just don`t want this to happen to someone else.

ONLY NICE THINGS

14:07 / 30.03.08

Oh, yes - I heard that when I was up in the attic with my boyfriend. Damp, musty and dirty - but, you know, he's great with the kids.

Alex's Grandma

15:31 / 30.03.08

Well that's good, Haus.

My sexual slave/drug dealer (sometimes I wonder who's really in charge) didn't get the youngsters up in time for Sunday school this morning, again.

I suppose I had an excuse, this time, but their eyes ... I don't know how much longer I can keep getting away with this for?

20:14 / 30.03.08

Buk, condolences on your broken mantelpiece. Maybe you need a lighter clock?

Just a thought.

Dead Megatron

20:39 / 30.03.08

Or keep the clock on the mantlepiece to begin with. In that casde, if it falls, it will brake only the floor

Fist Fun

21:06 / 30.03.08

Wtf? I'm not joking. This was on the news. It might have been some sort of April Fool joke.

I have a broken clock.

Fuck you guys.

Alex's Grandma

21:27 / 30.03.08

Fuck you guys.

I'm going to wind my watch back to the minute before this, the bad thing, was said.

Alex's Grandma

21:30 / 30.03.08

We've all got broken cocks, you know?

Fist Fun

21:40 / 30.03.08

No, you are the COCK!

This is just surreal. Next time I hear corrupt advice on the news I am not going to issue a warning.

And the real April Fools day is coming up so maybe some people might be regretting that very soon...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:59 / 30.03.08

My clock looked at me funny so I glassed it.

Alex's Grandma

22:01 / 30.03.08

I'll be keeping a weather eye on my clock, I guess, certainnly.

Alex's Grandma

23:00 / 30.03.08

I'm staring blankly at it now ... why won't it work?

Alex's Grandma

23:04 / 30.03.08

What have I done to it, to make it feel this way?

Tsuga

23:13 / 30.03.08

Probably used a dirty, dirty word. You should go and punish yourself, immediately, and with conviction.

Alex's Grandma

23:19 / 30.03.08

That's not a bad idea, but I'm concerned about the mechanism

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

23:48 / 30.03.08

It knows what you've been thinking, Grandma, and it does not approve.

This Sunday

00:04 / 31.03.08

I tried to watch my clock intently, but it stared back at me mean as hell and said, "Brother, you got a face could..." and stopped cold.

I think it was too polite to finish, but it still looked mean and intimidating. So, I clocked my watch, instead; only took two blows.

Dead Megatron

01:10 / 31.03.08

Hey, worst case scenario, you'll still be right twice a day.

Whisky Priestess

10:29 / 31.03.08

I'm concerned about the mechanism

Of the clock, or the punishment?
Either way, PM me, I can probably advise.

I'm really disappointed with the responses and overall attitude in this thread. Not going to name names.

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