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A True Life Sexy Stories thread, for Barbelith

 
 
Triplets
22:55 / 26.03.08
Grandma's post: too sexy for Barbelith?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
23:14 / 26.03.08
It's a bit like burlesque, really, all the really saucy bits left just unseen, tantalizing, leaving us wretched and panting on the stairs. Longing for that one lurid close-up.
 
 
Dutch
23:39 / 26.03.08
does not compute.
 
 
Shrug
23:51 / 26.03.08


A True Life Skeksi Story
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:23 / 27.03.08


A True Life Etch-a-Skeksi Story
 
 
Shrug
02:36 / 27.03.08
<3 Keggers.
I'm not sure if a *squee* is appropriate here but ..... ye know!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
05:28 / 27.03.08
You know what I'd like to see? The Dark Crystal, as directed by John Waters. You know: starring Traci Lords as a gelfling and Ricki Lake as one of the Gentle Mystics.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
06:56 / 27.03.08
Raise your hand if you're surprised to see a "Sexy Stories" thread that involves The Dark Crystal
 
 
Papess
10:04 / 27.03.08
Surprised? Not on Barbelith.
 
 
Pingle!Pop
10:58 / 27.03.08
I'd quite like to see a full Etch-a-Skeksi version of the Dark Crystal.
 
 
Evil Scientist
11:23 / 27.03.08
It was a party, a Skeksi party.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:04 / 27.03.08
An Aughra-gy.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
12:21 / 27.03.08
I go away for a long time, and come back, and this is what I'm missing. Divine would have made the best Skeksi EVER.
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:57 / 27.03.08
We'll I hope you've learned your lesson. Never leave. Ever.
 
 
grant
15:44 / 27.03.08
I was actually picturing Divine as Aughra, licking the furniture and taking out her eyes.
 
 
This Sunday
00:21 / 28.03.08
Visions of Iggy Pop as Ursu the Mystic and young Depp as Jen, but reallly, the important question: Fizzgig?
 
 
*
04:07 / 28.03.08
...as, himself.
 
 
Triplets
09:41 / 29.03.08
What's The Dark Crystal?

I suppose Alex would be proud to know his creation, his baby, is doing well in this world of busters. But would it kill him to have more of a hand in it's life? This thread is truly a child of the village.
 
 
Evil Scientist
09:51 / 29.03.08
This thread is the chosen thread. Abandoned by it's gin-drenched birth-mother it will be raised by us all. It's skills shall be unparalleled. Versed it shall be in the arts, the sciences, the magics, and making really cutting remarks about Torchwood.

This thread shall save us all!
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:13 / 29.03.08
But who´s going to clean all the spots this thread´s stigmata leave all over the carpet?
 
 
This Sunday
11:17 / 29.03.08
Those are important stains! We fought wars for them! Uphill! In the snow! Both ways for miles and miles! And we were skeksi, dammit!

This thread may just need to be the new 'lith.

The hell with y'know other things, let's just all hunker down here with bad puns and old memories and have a skeksi good time, until the shard puts things right and there can be deeply meaningful Policy threads and lovely Head Shops like we all remember them and golden ages like there've never been before!

Who can explain crystal bats in gemmatrial maths, then? I sort of miss that kind of thing.
 
 
Dead Megatron
11:43 / 29.03.08
Reading this thread gives me flashes of sex with the Old Ones...
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:07 / 29.03.08
Reading this thread gives me flashes of sex with the Old Ones...

The Old Ones... like the Young Ones but in cardigans.
So go! Go and ride the wrikles of Antient Rik Mayall.. If you dare!!1!
 
 
Triplets
15:30 / 29.03.08
Reading this thread gives me flashes of sex with the Old Ones...

Megs, based on your posts in the past, even buying bread gives you flashes of skeks with the Old Ones.
 
 
Mug Chum
16:33 / 29.03.08
Dear Barbelith,

I want to tell you about an experience I recently had. I never thought this would happen to me. As an avid reader I've always wondered if the posts are true. I never thought things like this really happened when I read it, but...

It was a hot night in the middle of the summer, and having seks with a 5D geezer squid was not in my plans that night. So sit back, and let me tell you about this truly magic*al night.

*k
 
 
Pingle!Pop
17:29 / 29.03.08
Hmm... I went looking for gelflings, and found this. More true life Skeksi stories soon, apparently!
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:44 / 29.03.08
Megs, based on your posts in the past, even buying bread gives you flashes of skeks with the Old Ones.

Moderately strong truth.
 
 
grant
02:13 / 30.03.08
 
  
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